After a week of intense searching, I’ve finally found an apartment! I think the creaming white icing on the ‘cake’ was when I was walking back to the complex office and past one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen and she turned around and smiled at me. Well, that or the fact the place is bigger than my apartment now and costs less. The place is sick. It has huge lawns and there is a huge pond right next to it. I move in the 28th of May, so I can post pictures of it then. The place is in a rich neighborhood and is deathly peaceful. I think I am going to really enjoy it. Ohhhh, mark those words mother fucker. I’m sure they will come back to haunt me.
I went to Tulip Fest in Washington Park today. What a waste of tread from my nice black shoes with gold laces. They have hundreds of food venders that sell the same fucking things: Lemonade, Meat things, fried dough, and blooming onions. A main stage with bands that you either have to be hopped up on cocain or acid to truely enjoy. Yeah, way to play the guitar with a Phaser/Wah/Look I'm under fucking water pedal for hours upon hours. Then you have millions of novelty venders that sell nothing even remotely interesting unless you have a pussy (which as a matter of fact, I do not).
Aside from the negative connotations in the former paragraph, the event in itself isn’t whats fun, it’s the people you go with. I met up with Jess and her sister and hung out with them for awhile. I’ve noticed my skill of actually holding interesting conversations with people has increased. I held a 20 minute straight conversation with Jess’s sister about health insurance and group homes. And I still made my trademark sarcastic remarks (just fewer of them) and they laughed at all of them. Which is actually very interesting all in itself. Maybe being mean and sarcastic is what makes me… me. It's what makes me funny, and interesting to be around. Not to the point of annoying absurdity, but just enough to instantiate my comical and valued presence! Seems like simply controlling and moderating myself is the best comprise to my situation.
Plus, Dan Karabin has the best voice mail message fucking ever. And you can quote me on that. I am going to miss you! |
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