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| Still Alive. |
Yet another stint of no posts. The past month has been busy and here is a quick recap.
Delilah died. I was in San Francisco for work and came back and she was looking extremely skinny. I brought her to the vet a few times and they diagnosed her with FIP. It’s basically when the immune system goes ape shit on a virus and ends up harming the body more than helping. It created multiple tumors in her panaceas and intestines. This caused her not to eat and she was very weak when I had them do an exploratory surgery on her to find out exactly what it was. I brought her home from the surgery with hopes of having another week at least with her, but she died in my bed that night. I would have rather have her die in her favorite place than on a cold table in a vet office. I got her body cremated and she’s in a tin box on my bookshelf. It still hurts a lot thinking about how fast she went and all she meant to me in the 4.5 years I had her. I am just glad she is not in any more pain.
I went to San Francisco for a second time in December with two guys I know. This ended in them getting in a fist fight in the mid of the streets of San Francisco because they are both complete fucking dick heads. Why did they fight? Oh, only because the one kid called the other a pussy, then add alcohol. That equation equates to great fun every time! Anyway, I am no longer talking to either of them.
Another Christmas has pasted that I was absolutely zero percent excited for. And now a new years where I have absolutely no plans. Maybe I’ll sit home and drink alone. Sounds amazingly great to me – just like incomplete sentences.
The roommate search will be beginning in the start of January. For all who are not aware, I’m moving out of the apartment Danielle and I shared for almost two years on April 1st. To defer some costs and actually accrue some sort of wealth – I’m getting a roommate and hopefully a two bedroom place for $2000-$2300 a month. This saves me about $900 a month. I will have to go on man dates or ‘bro dates’. That should be awkwardly fun.
Year end update coming soooooooon.
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| She said I throw myself away... |
The new photo gallery is up. I linked it to my IPhone, so new pictures will be uploaded on a regular basis. I'm thinking about integrating the photos to show the three latest ones right next to the blog. I have to work on that, but it will happen soon.
I am off to CA tomorrow for the rest of the week. Adventures will be had and documented.
PS: Never let mexicans cut your hair. |
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| Memory and Honesty. |
I’m drunk. This should be something.
I find it funny how the brain works. No matter what it is we all forget. I spent years learning the guitar, and I remember nothing. I took Spanish for nine years and all I can say or remember is ‘Where is the library?’ and ‘ I am a banana!’. Thanks mom and dad for school.
But honestly, I forget everything. I forget what every girl felt like. I forget what they looked liked, talked like, smelled like and, acted like. Is memory evil or forgiving? I go back and forth. I just feel like im kidding myself most of time.
Shit, this is turning into some lame deep thoughts emo post Fuck this dude. Updates and photos later this week. Scouts honor! |
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| I am the son and heir... |
Halloween was a few weekends ago. I got invited to this bar ‘The Creek’ in Long Island City. I went shopping earlier that day for a costume, but of course so were 90 billion other people looking to put the least amount of thought into it. All that was left was some latex makeup. So I was stuck with going as a 70’s cop zombie. If I ever fix the fucking photo section ill post it there.
I get there and apparently it’s a karaoke party! But fuck, as long as they had drink specials, it was fine with me. They had a cheap tequila shot and a cheap beer for $5. People kept buying them for me all night – I guess I’m awesome.
6.85 drinks into the night, this drunken chick comes up to me and starts hitting on me. She was pretty cute, and didn’t make it a secret that she found me ‘super attractive’. Of course she said this slurring and falling over stationary objects. That was fine; I’m not picky (ha), so I talked to her for a few minutes until she uttered the one thing that made me want to have some evil fun with her. She said ‘Yeah, I know, my boyfriends and I…’ I instantly grinned at her and offered to buy her a drink. I know, she’s a bitch and I offer her a drink? She accepted and I went to the bar and got her a double shot of vodka with cranberry or something. When I went back over I made it a drinking game and got her to drink it all within five minutes. Then I literally walked away from her mid-sentence. She looked a bit confused at the time.
I hung out for 20 minutes talking to my friends and then noticed the chick going into the bathroom. Ten minutes later her friend went in and had to literally pull her out. She sat her on a bench and tried to keep her upright. Hope her boyfriend has fun with that tonight and tomorrow.
Evil or Awesome?
I was 7-0 in beer pong, so I guess it all worked out – for me.
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| "Hurry! He's almost ready to go again!" |
I went on a corporate outing to a haunted house in Manhattan last week. We had 2 for 1 drinks at some Mexican bar near the place so we decided to go before having crazy decaying zombies that were contractually and lawfully obligated to not touch us moderately scare us. It was great.
When we arrived we saw a long line of people waiting outside. Cool, right? Least it was until we realized they were all in high school! Indeed, 50 high schoolers were on a class trip the same exact time we decided to go! When we got inside we noticed a full bar. It was Kind of odd in a residential building, but who gives a fuck at that point? After listening to two girls discuss the deep down true genius behind Jonas Brother lyrics, we decided to get trashed before we stabbed our own eardrums (for free!). $3 vodka shots were pretty awesome at that point.
When we got inside it was pretty standard bullshit until the stripper room. There was a stripper on a little stage that was being held hostage by a masturbating zombie. “You’re exaggerating Matt; no way that’s appropriate for high school kids, jerk!” Oh, and the other part about her whipping out one boob for 10 seconds? Yeah, it’s true. So the zombie continued to watch the girl strip until he came and apparently passed out. Then we were allowed in the next room.
After we got out we did two or three more shots before returning to the Mexican bar. What happened after that? |
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| Be quiet and drive. |
Ah, I had a huge change of heart recently. I was reading over the past MK.com posts and realized they are fucking hilarious! Plus it’s an amazing documentation of my angry journey through life. Instead of ignoring it, I want to embrace it again. Thus, MK.com will be returning to full production effective immediately. I will be revamping the photo gallery to get rid of pictures of whores I don’t want to see anymore and starting fresh with new content. Getting rid of the tags and database bullshit for the pictures and going back to a simple directory upload script so I can FTP photos off my iphone to the site on the fly.
The site look will remain the same as I think it is still the perfect representation of this site to date.
I have returned.
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| 8 Years of Nothing |
I seriously just thought about this randomly. Good thing too, I don’t know that I could have lived with myself if I missed an anniversary post.
What happened this year besides half a dozen site posts? A lot of stuff actually. With yet another separation, I feel strangely optimistic. I've been doing a lot of work on myself. Trying to ditch some old habits and negative personality traits. It’s hard looking back and seeing that you repeated the mistakes you swore you never would do again. It just makes you more determined to fix them. That's all I’m going to say on that.
Still hard to believe it’s been eight years since I was sitting in Sara’s parents living room registering this domain. Some guy actually had the balls to Facebook me and offer me $100 for this domain. I told him that he forgot a zero on the end. He promptly ignored me after that. I seriously need to start posting more pictures though. Even if I don’t post at least I can post that. Facebook is just way easier though.
The end of the year is coming up. I will try and do more of a crazy post. I doubt it, but it might happen. Nine years of nothing is coming! |
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| Old videos |
I found these videos I made 5 years ago recently. It was back when I lived on Lancaster Street in Albany. I had an incredible amount of time on my hands. Watching this stuff makes me realize a bunch of stuff.
I also finally updated the 'Past" section with last years 29 posts. 8 years of nothing is also coming up!
Enjoy!
1_15_05_party.wmv
11_21_04.wmv
consequence.wmv
driving.wmv
glass.wmv
omeg.wmv |
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| Monthly update |
Summer is half over and it's finally stop raining everyday. Jetstream is still fucked up and temps arent getting above 80 in the city.
Went to Kansas City for work last weekend. Went to a strip club, went to a bar, got drunk, went paintballing (not in that order). The floors in our apartment are destroyed!
Till next month,
xoxo |
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| HELLO! |
I feel like i should atleast post something to show this site isnt dead. I just dont feel like updating it at all anymore!
If you want to follow me around, friend me on facebook. I post pictures and stuff there very frequently - and will do so until the next big social networking site takes over.
http://www.facebook.com/matthewscars |
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| MEXICO! |
Im going to Cancun the end of this month to party!
This site is dead! |
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| New year, new format! |
| I finally figured out a new format for the site! I'm going to update the site with details coming up. |
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