Hot, Hard Wood

The new project has begun. I am going to be constructing a box that will both astound and arouse everyone that looks upon it. The first step was to drive 30 minutes to a hidden location that sells black market lumber. This wood is straight from the South American Rain Forests. The cloaked Mexican man that sold it to me assured me that it was of the richest quality and only the very best black slaves were used to cut it down.

With out further boring explanation, here is the miracle wood.

Below is a childs rendering of the finished product:



There you have it. Step one of a most interesting project.

Sunday 20th October 10:41PM matt

I never cared much, too much to begin with

It’s not that I am a mean spirited person. It’s not that I hate anyone and everyone I talk to. The common misconception any normal reader has when they read this page is that I view the world through a thick cynical lens. Sure it’s true at a certain degree, but not always. You have to understand my past experiences with people.

I was that kid that no one liked in grade school. I was teased and insulted for things I can’t even remember. Not having friends for those 8 years of crucial childhood development really takes a toll on you. Anyway, in high school I had those casual friends that I never talked to out of school. I had a girlfriend that enjoyed starting arguments with me for fun. After being dicked around a few times, you start to be leery of new friends that come along. I had friends that fucked me out of possessions and money. Despite whatever you are thinking, it was only my fault once. Getting back on topic, I had a lot of time to sit around and watch TV and play video games and such. Dreading the next spiteful confrontation I distanced myself from a lot of people, which in a way was alright, but didn’t help my overall mental state of depression.

Fast forward to today. I fall victim to make stereotyping others. I normally respect you if you speak to me in an intelligent polite fashion. As soon as you give me a reason to dislike you, all that polite and civil behavior sinks faster than wishmoo’s bathroom scale when she steps on it.

Ah hell, I don’t remember where I wanted to go with this. Anyway, where ever I am, hilarity will soon ensue. Did I mention I am being sued soon? That will be most enjoyable, like anal sex from a catholic priest.

Thursday 17th October 12:50AM matt

don't need to walk around in circles..

I spent the last few days driving around the city trying to pick up wireless networks. I was surprised to find them every where I went. I haven’t had the time to really investigate and attempt to crack into the WEP but at a glance it was a good time.

I am hopefully hearing the results of my laptop repair from FedEx today. To recap: This guy sent me a laptop, in shipping the screen broke. $850 dollars for the repair. FedEx came and collected the box and laptop from me for inspection. They dropped it back to me last week and are giving me their decision today if they will repair it or not.
I tried to put Linux Red Hat 8 on the laptop but it wouldn’t launch the GUI because of the smashed screen. I guess it couldn’t sync up.

Red Hat 8 is pretty cool. I am still trying to come up with reasons why I should start using it instead of windows. I know it is quite more stable and looks cleaner, but nothing is compatible for it. The AIM Linux version is awful as well. I am stuck using Mozilla and inferior software programs. If I can get my wireless nic working on the laptop with Linux, I guess I’ll keep it.

Business is going well; we just purchased our 17th server. I really have a lot to say about the whole business experience, but most of it is negative and would not be ‘ethically’ right to discuss. Oh well, instant message me and ill tell you all about it. Especially now, we have a few resellers working for us and the fun never seems to stop.

Tuesday 15th October 11:12PM matt

Fuck you, fuck you too.

Unreal Tournament 2003 is neat. The levels are amazing, truly pushing the envelope. I really enjoy the ‘Rag Doll’ Engine. Watching my character fall and bash her face on every rock on the way done arouses me somehow.

I have been really busy with work. 20+ Linux boxen don’t run them selves. I have enlisted the help of a few tech guys and 2 extremely intelligent *nix administrators. All seems to be going well as I see profits slowly rise again. I thought the Descrypt name would lose us a lot of business. I guess not, only the fat Jew was holding me back. That’s ok; I hear he is going to sue me for thousands of dollars! Oh no.

My laptop is almost fixed. I bought a bunch of WLAN stuff. Now I can surf in the bathroom after eating Mexican food! Makes me excited.

Sunday 6th October 12:36PM matt

Another moment dropped off.

HI!

Firstly,

----- Original Message -----
From: FatBonnie@aol.com
To: matt@elucidsystems.com
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 10:24 AM
Subject: (no subject)

Let's see here. Allow me to correct several things on your ignorant little webpage. What you have placed on your page is libel, plain and simple. And, if I really wished to, I could bring a defamation suit against you, as those allegations are anything but true.

6 guys? That's cute, too! It bears remarkable resemblance to the "gangbang" myth, as well. And, just for the record, the only person I've ever had "unprotected sex" with is you, while you were attempting to be "slick" and date two girls at the same time. And that was a mistake. Nice try.

Oh, and while you're at it, perhaps you should invest in some plastic surgery if you are going to make appearances on your webcam. Your huge nose and vulturous face really is a deterrent.

Ah, well, that's my two cents. Have a good day! ::snicker::


My reply:


----- Original Message -----
From:
To:
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 1:00 PM
Subject: Re: (no subject)

You can have the last word. Now hurry and email me back, I know you will :) hurry!


Of course the bitch is smart enough to do what I say :) What did we learn? I DID used to get laid by a fat chick, my nose is so huge I am going to die of the embarrassment and I am so better off than her.

‹@Colon› matt you are a fuckin cunt and no nothing

Trip like I do.

My bonar grew as I discovered just how cool E-Donkey is. My good friend Spectre opened my eyes to this cornucopia of illegal rips and ISOs. After one single day of use, I have 25 complete top quality movies downloading. It’s time to put the kids to bed; these movies will make them want to act it out on their siblings. That could get messy.
Aside from the countless hours of masturbational ecstasy this will provide, it will also keep me up-to-date with the latest software releases. If you can mange to type with your fat sausage fingers, go to www.sharereactor.com. It’s like sex without the dildos and butt plugs, and not to mentions the gerbils. My bandwidth is sinking faster than my ex-girl friend’s tits. All that aside, I love it like a brother. Well, maybe not a biological brother, more like the step brother that raped me in the middle of the night at knife point as I screamed in pain as he thrust his huge manhood into me.

Sara says I’m too crude. I will now over compensate for the lack of compassion in the previous paragraph.

I like bunnies. They are soft and fluffy. I am going to be nice and not say anything mean to anyone. I love everyone in the world, even Jews. I think that it is nice to share and be a part of the community. I should join a catholic church in Boston. I want to pray to jebus and go on camping trips alone with the priests. I think that would be enjoyable. Sometimes I enjoy looking at the fluffy clouds and singing birds. I like to listen to my parents and hug them. I like to be nice to everyone!

More Nyquil please, WHERE ARE MY HANDS!

Filter - Can't Trip Like I Do

Wednesday 5th June 12:04AM matt

From your mouth.

I bought an 80 gig 7200 RPM ATA/133 hard drive today for $100. I can now download more sexual gratification than you can shake a stick at! Shit, I need to buy more hand lotion and gerbils now.

I also finished Sara’s computer. SR – Systems sent me a defective mother board. The secondary IDE is fucked. They will most defiantly hear my wrath tomorrow.

I’m planning a trip to go away to the Jersey Shore for a few days in the middle of this month. In completely unrelated news, I found a bunch of purchases on my credit card from Victoria’s Secret. Fap.

Tomorrow I am reformatting. I’m making my 7 gig Linux Mandrake 8.2. Making my 30 gig Windows XP Professional. The brand new 80 gig will be a dump drive. I also might be getting an AMD XP 2100 soon. If I do, I’m going to get a red MSI board and build my plexi-glass case.

I ran out of witty one liners, so, fuck you.

Sunday 2nd June 11:52PM matt

Webstats.

Top 20 of 503 Total Search Strings

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16 5 0.59% naked pictures of rikku
17 5 0.59% pics of yuna
18 4 0.47% aim rate limit hack
19 4 0.47% bestest incest family sex
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Monthly Statistics for May 2002

Total Hits 333321
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Total Pages 35439
Total Visits 4100
Total KBytes 2819483

Total Unique Sites 2916
Total Unique URLs 427
Total Unique Referrers 259
Total Unique Usernames 1
Total Unique User Agents 472



12 85 2.21% 80 2.91% 1030 2.24% 1 2.08% ip-208-20-119-67.modem.logical.net
you lied.

Nonpoint - Endure

Sunday 2nd June 12:43AM matt

You stoop so low you'll never rise.

Porn is very much a way of life. Many people shun the idea of 2, 3 or even 6 people having sex in front of a camera. Some think porn is a disgusting act against the church and American society. Some argue that this degrades our standars of living. Towns across America join together to run smut stores out of business. Fortunately, I just described every female in the country.

Males have very different perspectives on porn. Sometimes I like to watch this incredibly hot girl masturbate. I try to put myself in the scene; I try to get in the mood. I pretend for a minute that she is my girlfriend and giving me the incredible pleasure of watching her do the naughty thing in front of me. As my bonar grows, I all of a sudden see this guy walk in and start oof’ing my girl. At this point I’m so upset that I actually think about zipping up for about .4532 nanoseconds. The pain of watching my girl get ass fucked for that short period of time is simply excruciating. I can never trust women again.

If you think you’re fat, you probably are.

Other men like to lurk in AOL chat rooms and pretend to be 16 year olds with huge cocks. You have to have a huge cock or you will never be liked. When was the last time you asked someone if they had a huge cock and they said no? I speak from experience when I say never. That aside, they lure you in with their perverted acronyms such as ‘A/S/L’ and ‘HI2U Sexaygrl3472713’. They then try for months just to extract one single partially nude photo from you so they can gratify themselves in their parent’s basement with their fancy hand oils and moist toilettes.

In a desperate attempt to be accepted, some men go for anything with tits and a cucumber (don’t ask). Let me show you by example. Let’s call this guy Vinny. Vinny after realizing he has no future and no true friends, tries to get girls to like him to prove to himself he is an adequate lump of skin. Nothing is Further from the truth. Plagued by anger and rejection he lashes out and lowers his standards just so someone will pay attention to him. He would even stoop as low to fuck some over weight, wretched twit of a female. As soon as he gets her to sleep with him he drops her like the whale that she is. He then goes looking for his next challenge in his mission to fulfill the otherwise empty and lonely life of inadequacy. I hope you feel special.

If you are more like me, you are a causal ‘pron’ watcher and avid collector. This form of entertainment should be revered instead of looked at as some sort of insufferable stain on pop culture.

What?

Nonpoint - What A Day

Friday 31st May 12:58AM matt

GTA3 Review.

I’ve heard a lot about Grand Theft Auto 3. It’s been banned in Wal*marts across America and is the subject of many a protest. Rock Star games has seemed to have done it again with this latest installment. Although the game encourages running, fighting and even blowing up police officers and hospital officials, it still makes us all laugh. How many times have you been pulled over by the cops and wanted to do this? Probably never, but I’m sure I speak for myself.

How many times have you been at work and had your Boss give you a hard time? When was the last time someone flipped you off on the street for looking at them funny? Again, I’m sure I speak solely for myself, but I know you think about these things as well.

The game is all about hot cars and even hotter girls. After stealing a car at the local dealership, players are encouraged to pick up hookers and have sex with them to regain health. Sound like your type of game? This little gem sells for $50. I think the price is fair, then again who is stupid enough to actually pay for software?

With large cities and bazookas and all the Paki’s in the world to kill, this game gets my stamp of approval.

For you Sara:
Shades Apart – Valentine

Wednesday 29th May 12:41AM matt

Your mouth.

This is a story, a story about how an entire series of events lead to where I am today.

It all started about two years ago. I was a senior in high school. I had this friend named Greg K. Greg can be described as an over-weight, pathetic, kiddie porn addict. He was always flirting with every girl that he met. He was too over weight for any girl in her right mind to find him even mildly attractive. All of that aside, we were friends. We hung out quite a lot and he helped me discover my homosexuality and love for plastic sheep. Things were good for awhile, then things started falling apart (this happens in 95% of all my friendships).

Around November 1999, we were in the one act play together at school. At the time I was with my current ex-girlfriend Bonnie. Greg liked this girl named Rachel. He was obsessed with her as he is with every girl that gave him the time of day. He was supposed to meet her after the play to go bowling. One thing lead to another, and she didn’t want to go. I called her and asked her to go and she was abnormally flirty with me. I talked to her online for awhile after that night and she told me that she didn’t like Greg as anything more than a friend due to him having a morbidly obese body. I started dating her a month later and Greg hated me for it. A month more after that I dumped Rachel and started to harass Greg because he was a twat.

Greg enlisted the help of one of his trailer park friends Ryan M. (he really lives in a trailer). Ryan ‘Harassed’ me online for awhile. I went to his work once to fight him and I met this other kid that was working named Corey Betz. He is the waste of flesh fucker that has no life and plays video games all day and doesn’t go to school and works for his daddy.

I played in Corey’s CS clan for about 4 months. I met this kid named Tal through Corey. Tal is a Jew. That just about sums it up as to his personality. Anyhow, then Tal and I started Descrypt and that leads us to today. I’m making money for hardly working working hard.

I was thinking about it, and all the good things in my life came from harassing Greg K. He even introduced me to Sara. Which is even funnier, he was obsessed with her as well. She turned him down a slue of times. Every girl he ever wanted I dated. That just proves I would make a far better male porn star than him.

In conclusion, I have my life as it is today thanks to Greg K. I’m so glad I screwed him over. If I can give anyone any sort of advice it would be, screw your best friends over. It pays off better than you could ever imagine.

Dashboard Confessional - Screaming Infidelities

Sunday 26th May 3:58PM matt

I have to go to the doctors tomorrow. My pinky and ring finger on my left hand (and the surrounding skin) is numb. Not numb like pins and needles numb, but like the ‘oh my god I just went in to get my penis enlarged and they poked me’ numb. Not completely numb, just 20-30%. It feels weird, I can still feel everything, but it feels as though not enough blood is getting to it. My middle finger is completely fine though. I’ve ruled out Carpal Tunnel syndrome, due to the fact that I type with only two fingers. In any case, I’m going to the doctors tomorrow then I’m being referred to a neurologist. Sara is nice enough to come with me, for moral support.

I ordered a 10 inch Cactaur doll off eBay. I can’t get enough of the little guy. My goal is to bring him around the city and take pictures of him in various locations. It sounds mildly entertaining.

Oh yeah, since my server is incredibly fast and I have unlimited bandwidth, I’ll start posting mp3 for your listening enjoyment. So here.

Bush – Mouth
Mr. Bear

Thursday 23rd May 10:41PM matt

Questions?

I’ve opened my mail bag to give you a chance to get to know me better. Here are just some of the entries.

Having Sara as a girlfriend, do you still masturbate?
Although sex is simply amazing, I do continue to masturbate once a day.

Have you ever felt sexually attracted to Cactaur?
There was a time last year when I used to buy Cacti and masturbate all over them. That phase quickly ended when I learned they were as coarse as my ex-girlfriend.

Did you just grab my arse?
No.

Can I ask you rhetorical questions?
Yes.

You shot my dog! Why did you shoot my dog?
It was Geeno and our love for Linkin Park that made me do it. Honest.

could you please locate my left testicle?
Try my ex-girlfriend’s collection


Have you ever felt sexually attracted to me in any way?
In an attempt to keep my true feelings masked by acting heterosexual, no.

Why is grass green?
This is why. This is not my voice.

Why do fools fall in love?
Instead of a witty one-liner I will answer this one with my opinion. I think fools fall in love due to convenience instead of love. May times throughout life the need for affection, attention and sexual gratification strongly outweigh the need for true love and fulfilling relationships. In those cases, the love or rather, the infatuation is quickly fleeting. Mistrust, jealousy and hate soon emerge with the swift end of the relationship. Why do fools fall in love? You should be asking, why do we feel the need to be accepted?

Why live while there is so much reason to die?
I have no clear cut answer for that. Everyone has their own reasons for waking up everyday. I like to think that each day I have a chance to do something great. Even if it’s small and insignificant, if it just makes me happy for a short time then I feel like my life is worth living. Why is life so bad that you want to be dead? Life is the result of the choices you make. To further sound like a walking cliché, life is what you make of it.

Why do you have this page? And why do you hate everyone?
I have this page as a sort of an anti-livejournal. I hate the idea of teenagers bringing their personal journals to a new level of idiocy. They use them as a way to tell their peers how they feel without having to muster the courage to say it in ‘real-life’.
I set out to make a mockery of my life and others. You may see me as a hypocrite and hate me, but you still come back every single day and read every little last word I say, don’t you?

Thanks for submitting questions. Hope this answers some of the questions you had about me.

Tuesday 21st May 11:15PM matt

Miss Impurity

I thought that I should write something interesting for all of you to read. Since this site is getting boring and all. All the fights have died down and I’m only getting one hate email a day. What’s a hateful belligerent bastard to do? Ya, I’ll pick a fight :)

I met this girl a month back, she owns this egotistical and self-centered webpage. Her face rivals the anus of the goatse man. Her posts are purely about how pretty she thinks she is and how much people like her. Well, I’d just like to let you know, you aren’t pretty. You attempt to show off your non-existent chest on your webpage. Aside from making my eyes scream and bleed out of my skull, you make yourself out to be a whore. The funny thing is, her nickname is ‘Miss Impurity’ yet she is a virgin. Ironic Irony? Why yes!

I’ll post this little excerpt from her idiotic ramblings.

Don't you just detest those idiots that just don't know when the quit? Those idiots that sit in front of their computer ALL day, TRYING to ruin other people? Well, lemme tell YOU something asshole! THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN RUIN ME IS ME! THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN MAKE ME UNHAPPY IS ME! I love the game you play - I get the best laugh every single day from you. Thanks. =) Oh yeah, lemme remind you once again: IT'S THE INTERNET. What're you trying to achieve? Snap back into reality, if it's not too late.

The first line is a clear indicator of her keen wit and intelligence. I ‘don’t know when the quit’? If my Ebonics secret decoder ring is working properly, it seems I’m somehow upsetting you. You call me an asshole. Can’t you see everyone is laughing at you? The thing is, you googly eyed fuck, I’m funny and you’re not. It is as simple as that. Do you honestly think people want to go to your page and see pictures of you wearing tight shirts and dresses and seeing the fat rolls scream in pain from the restrictiveness of your outfits? I sure hope not.

You say ‘it’s the internet’ and ‘snap back to reality’. You’re right, it is the internet and I can say and do as I please. I can say ‘Hey, I think you’re a stupid ugly twat of a girl’ or ‘Your parents really shouldn’t have bred.’ Go ahead, email my host, email my registrar, have people email and harass me. That only makes me try harder. You should be excited, it has only just begun. :D

Tuesday 21st May 12:12AM matt

The question game!

Let’s play a game!

I am opening my page up to questions. You can ask me anything you want. The over all truthfulness of the answer will depend on the question. Email me all your questions to me here.

All questions, no matter how stupid, will undoubtedly be answered! I will post the results sometime next week. So get thinking and email me your questions! gg.

Sunday 19th May 12:24AM matt

I feel like more.

Today was the day of my last exam. I feel good about not failing any of my courses. Road Runner also came today to install a second cable line. I got my good old RR Residential back. It feels good to be able to download porn again. Tomorrow I am going to get a membership at a gym so I can be big and strong like Marlboro!

I really have nothing else at all to say.

ignore this text
Oh ya, you should stop emailing my friends. You aren’t ‘warning’ anyone about me. We simply laugh at your hot red bold comic sans font. How about you stop obsessing over me and just go away? Do something more constructive with your time, like lose the fat rolls, or lose one of your many chins. Ya, that sounds good. Go get your dogs to lick you, k? That’s about all you’re worth.
/ignore this text

Thursday 16th May 11:04PM matt

I AM HAPPY!

Either my face is having random muscle spasms, or I’m smiling! Yes my hormone crazed friends, I’m happy!

I took my Accounting final today and got an 83 on it! I needed a 60 on the test to pass the course. Do you understand that for months I’ve been cutting myself and wrapping my penis in a cloth full of nails because I was fearing I would fail? I can now finally let the wounds heal (not to mention the rash). On top of that, I received a cheque for $50 from the college I attended last year. I, evidently, had a credit balance in my account. I won an award for writing the best psychology research paper. I, also, am getting a job with Telaserv. It just so happens they are opening offices in my area! Descrypt is going extremely well, the moneys are literally pouring in. I have everything I could ever possibly want and lots of friends! Thank you to all who are taking an interest in my forums. I greatly appreciate that.

I am so fucking lucky, it’s incredible. All of that aside, I have a girl friend that actually makes me happy! She would do anything to make me happy and I completely trust/love her. I am so incredibly lucky I kicked Bonnie to the side after cheating on her 5 times.

I can honestly say, this day, I am truly happy.

Wednesday 15th May 5:58PM matt

w4Nna Cyb3R?

MattMrHat: hi
Miss Impurity: hi
MattMrHat: lets cyber
Miss Impurity: how about not
MattMrHat: why not
MattMrHat: i think i could lower my standards for 20 minutes
MattMrHat: so what do you say
Miss Impurity: no
MattMrHat: but lucy, do you see how i am already lowering myself by even speaking to you? I am willing to completely lower myself to your level so we can cyber.
MattMrHat: thats a hell of a reach

Monday 13th May 9:25PM matt

FORUMS ARE UP!

Please go visit the forums and sign up! kthxbye.

Sunday 12th May 12:54PM matt

Heaven beside you.

Tulip Fest was today. How insanely great is a huge park filled with the homosexuals and the homeless all together celebrating flowers! I almost bashed my head into a sharp pointy object because I couldn’t take the insane feeling of happiness much longer. I ate a stake sandwich and it was good.

Last night was awe-inspiring (I know that word doesn’t belong there, but it’s funny so shut the FUCK up). My car just about fell apart. It was rocking back and forth so hard that the wheels nearly came off and I could have DIED. I hope you can tell I’m writing this at 2am and couldn’t give a fuck about what I say. I don’t even know where I’m going with this. Hey, you’re still reading this huh? Why are you still reading?! You’re not my father, you can’t control me! AGH, I need my Linkin Park CD’s! CRAWLING IN MY SKIN! THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL!

Sara dyed her hair tonight. The 4 hour project turned out well. She is so incredibly totally absolutely fully thoroughly painstakingly redundantly fucking hot. I can’t even begin to describe to you how she is the perfect girl for me. <3

By clicking this you agree that Sara is better than you and you are nothing but a pathetic worm that should feel lucky if she steps on you and you DIE

This is funny, so laugh fucker.

Akira: here
Akira: stick vibrator in your ass
Matt: mmmm
Akira: vibrator
Matt: put 2 in
Akira: mmmm zzzzzzzz
Akira: ok
Akira: mm
Akira: now me
Matt: 3 f4r u
Matt: mmmm zzzzzzzzz mmmmmmmmm ZZZZZZZZzz
Akira: mmmmm
Akira: jizzzzzzz
Akira: hurry lick some up
Matt: OK!!!
Matt: SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
Akira: mmm
Akira: now what
Matt: um, ok, shit, i think i lost a vibrator in me
Akira: u?
Matt: my intestines feel funny
Matt: brrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Sunday 12th May 1:57AM matt

This is not.

The big show was tonight, Andrew and I met at 6:50 in front of the place. Around 7:15 I met up with my friend Len and his friends. Len was drunk as all hell, so I agreed to go to his car with him and drink some Mike's
Hard Lemonade. After about one bottle I was totally trashed, I don't even remember what happened. When I woke up, I was in this girl's car and she was putting her shirt back on and my zipper was down. I have no idea what that meant, but I said 'Sure, I'll call you sometime' and merrily exited her vehicle. 40 Below Summer didn't play, I was pissed. Instead of them playing, we literally stood in the same spot for 1.45 hours. I was watching these two people make out. I never understood why people can't just go fuck in their cars instead. I don't really want to see some frat boy swallow the face of some blond floozy. Other highlights include a fat kid with no teeth trying to talk to me, another fat guy screaming 'I'M GONNA HAVE A BEER!! BEER!!!!!' and I saw that hot chick again. I forget her name at the moment, but she doesn't even need a name. The fact that she's hot and has big tits and talks to me is cool enough. She invited me to Valentines tomorrow night to see 'The Wait'. The Wait is the shittest band I've ever heard and unless I am pretty much guaranteed some type of foreplay; I'm not going anywhere near that place. Beside, I already have special plans with a special lady friend of mine. I plan on breaking the suspension in my car tomorrow, if ya know what I mean... ::blink::

I would also like to give my friend Jay Gould a mad big phat a shoutout!1 He was bored and decided he was going to waste 15 minutes of my life by talking about how he likes to molest his siblings.

jgouldx02: I thought it would be interesting to IM you since you blocked my other name originally
MattMrHat: why
jgouldx02: I had forgotten about you but decided to say hi
MattMrHat: Why do you think I block people? Because I like to see them make more names and annoy me? That must be it!

This dimwitted bright young fellow has nothing better to do with his life than make new screen names to IM me with. Jay Gould I salute you. You sir, will make a fine priest some day, you already have the molesting small children thing down to a science. Congats!

Friday 10th May 1:10AM matt

FAN SITES!

I HAVE A FAN!

Thursday 9th May 5:36PM matt

fuck

One day of school left fuckers! Today was the last retard congregation, also known as 'Computer Tech class'. In today's horrific installment, we networked computers together! I had the awkward feeling they were planning to lynch me because I finished the lab by the time they figured out how to install the NIC.


After the lab I headed to Northern Lights to pick up the tickets. I was talking to this woman that worked there, and she told me that they just booked Our Lady Peace to play there June 11th. I asked her if they had opening bands yet. She replied 'no', and she asked if I was in a band. I really think she
liked me because I was flirting with her a little even though she was like a 5. I was just being nice. I told her my brother was in a band and she said they could open for OLP! At this point in the post, I'd like to say FUCK YOU to everyone that said Nick's band was going nowhere. You are fools and your opinions are meaningless. That being said, Stoop Up might be opening for OLP! If they do, I get to meet them! I'm so better without you aren't I? :)

Finally, I have come up with the perfect way to hit on a girl. Enjoy!

Sara: heh
Matt: I can stick my tongue pretty far down your throat
Matt: it's cool
Matt: I want to see how far I can get t in your pussy on Friday
Matt: you in?
Matt: :P
Sara: heh we could do that

t00t!

Thursday 9th May 12:04AM matt

Don't read this post.

Short update tonight. Yesterday I won the award for best Psychology research paper. I got to go on stage in front of 100 people and everything. It was neat.

I ordered DSL. Since it is free for a month, I may as well try it out. My GSP is QWEST, I’m all excited :) If that doesn’t go over well, I am going back to residential Road Runner and getting these servers the fuck out of my house.

I have an extra ticket to the Incubus show at the Pepsi Arena on June 12th. Anyone that knows me and is interested in going, please email me.

2 days of school left.

The big show is Thursday night at Northern Lights. I suggest you all attend, it will be fun. $20 at the door and the doors open at 7.

I got a RADIOHEAD shirt

Tuesday 7th May 11:42PM matt

C U Next Tuesday!





I like you.

Tuesday 7th May 12:48AM matt

Sex. Work. Death.

I went to Park Fest today.

First I went shopping and bought TWO pairs a shorts and a shirt. The shirt is great, because it’s a RADIOHEAD shirt. We proceeded to go get some food at Burger King. The guy gave us too much change back, so we ended up getting a chicken whopper meal and a veggie burger for 4 bucks. I love part-time help!

Park Fest was cool. We got there at 1 and stayed till 6:30. The amount of hot college chicks is amazingly high. I wonder if they hide in their little hot dorms with all their other hot girl friends doing hot things together. Mmm, I suddenly have the urge to masturbate. Anyway, Dashboard Confessional was really good. I am going to have to rip their CD soon. I bought RADIOHEAD shirt. I wasn’t impressed with any of the other bands at all, nothing special. I am, however, impressed with the lineup at Nothernlights this Thursday. Please, I’d like it if you all attended; I know you love the musical stylings of: Earshot, 40 Below Summer and Static-X. I like to see all my faithful readers glimmering faces! Even though 80% of you hate me, you still have nothing better to do than read this page. Rock on!

Did you see the preview for next weeks X-files? Like Sara said, they really don’t care what the fuck they do with the show any longer. I can’t help but to agree.

Lastly, here is a picture sent in from my friend Rich, I think he likes me!

Um Like Whatever.

I BOUGHT A RADIOHEAD SHIRT!

Monday 6th May 12:49AM matt

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Thursday 2nd May 10:50AM matt

You have nice sexy legs!

Sometimes you have a day that is just plagued with mindless idiots. The very fact that they continue to breathe is an annoyance. That being said let us begin.

I got up around 6am. I had to go to the bathroom, I looked at my beeper (which I use as an alarm clock) and saw I had 2 hours left to sleep. For some reason when I got back in bed I kept the beeper in my hand and placed it under the pillow. I got up at about 9am (the same time my class was to start) and saw I was a dumb cunt and over slept. I raced to take a shower, put on my make-up and find a cute outfit to wear. After inhaling a cup of milk I jumped into my car. I was pleasantly greeted by complete silence. Funny, I thought it was fixed.

I missed my first class, called my mom to borrow her car, and walked to get it. I had to search the house/car for 2 dollars to get food at McDonalds. As I pull up to this huge atrocity they call a ‘restaurant’ I see a man yelling at the drive through speaker ‘You better have this in 90 fucking seconds or I want my shit for fucking free! You fucking hear me in there?!’ Oh how I laughed. While I was waiting with the window down blasting ‘Bleed American’ by Jimmy Eat World, this fat object, some might call a ‘woman’, in her huge mini-van orders literally 6 value meals. What’s scary about that? The van was empty.
I pulled up to the window, I handed the nice lady my 2 dollars and she commented on how I have ‘nice strong sexy legs’. I looked at her, not knowing how to reply to such a comment by a McDonald’s sales representative. I polity nodded and proceeded to turn my music back up. I could have said ‘How are your fatherless 6 bastard children?’ but I am being nicer to people.

By the time I got out of the traffic in beautiful crime free lower Albany; I was 10 minutes late for my second class of the day. When I got to class, you had a test that I knew nothing about. It was neat.

I don’t want to type the rest so…

I got a ride to Sara’s house and we watched the first Star Wars movie. I’m telling you, girls should only be allowed to wear tank tops. Rawwwwr.

Wednesday 1st May 11:57PM matt

Didn't see this coming.

Wednesday 1st May 1:51PM matt

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Wednesday 1st May 9:09AM matt

MMPI - 2, sorta.

Very Easygoing: DRIVE: Laid-back. Not overly driven to achieve. Work quality may depend on interest in task. Prefers not to be tied down by too many responsibilities. May sometimes miss deadlines. ORGANIZATION: Reasonably well organized. May become somewhat disordered under heavy workload.



Private: Generally quiet and focused inward. Restrained; prefers to be in the background. Probably a better listener than talker. Actions are usually careful and well thought-out. SOCIABILITY: Prefers solitude. Sometimes difficult to engage in conversation. Will usually need time alone to recharge after being with others.



Very Critical: Likely to be individualistic, competitive or skeptical. May be regarded as impersonal and emotionally aloof. Can stay objective when others' feelings are at stake. Might sometimes come across as harsh. EMPATHY: May show little concern for the feelings and problems of others. Can be insensitive. TRUST: Sometimes is suspicious or distrustful of others. Can hold a grudge.



Resilient: Regarded by others as cool, calm and collected. Not easily frustrated. Confident and able to effectively deal with adversity. Shows good self-composure. ANXIETY: Usually handles pressure well. Seldom worries. MOOD: Mood is fairly consistent. Can let go of anger after a short period of time.



Very Practical: Down-to-earth and realistic. Prefers familiar surroundings and ideas. Probably selective in personal interests. Likely to prefer conservative values and live a conventional lifestyle. CREATIVITY: Can be innovative, but is not unusually creative or imaginative.

Monday 29th April 11:32PM matt

Dogs go down on her!

The ‘Poetry Slam’ was a lot of fun last night. I will give you a quick over view. Sara and I set up, went home, picked some guy we didn’t know up, he played guitar at the show. He was really good. Then, a bunch of people came up and read ‘stuff’. These two weirdoes got on stage and read a list of ‘101 ways to tell if you are insane’. The list consisted of ‘If you think bunnies are after you’ and ‘If you think that the bunnies from Saturn are going to kill you’. I almost got up and fucking hit them. I really don’t think some people know anything about acceptable social behavior. Next was my brothers girlfriend and her sister. They read some poem and stopped every two seconds to giggle and laugh. ‘OMG HAHA I can’t read this’. Of course it was funny for about 0.45 seconds, but it somehow went on for 10 minutes. I was really impressed with Artemis’s dramatic monologue. Not to mention that I actually thought she looked really good. She had this school girl outfit on, with the pigtails and all. My my my.

New paragraph? Ok!

This kid Dustin played a song. Someone offered him a dollar to play and he ‘gracefully’ accepted. He told us the story behind the song, about his girlfriend playing mind games with him and it was sad. The song he played was simply amazing. Even though it was emo, I loved it. I really wish I could get the mp3 or something. Next was the main event, Stood Up played. I have to be honest; I really didn’t think that they would be that good. I was very pleasantly mistaken. They were great! I normally hate everything emo or anything even remotely close to it, but this was seriously good. I have a bunch of pictures. Go look and stuff. I am also including a picture of the cut on my leg and a Sara and I’s teddy bears meeting.

Stood up
Nick
Cut me
Gund and Deven

Monday 29th April 12:39AM matt

iF U c BonniE

I am in BOLD

----- Original Message -----
From: CLR12123@aol.com
To: matt@mattkelly.com
Sent: Saturday, April 27, 2002 8:34 AM
Subject: (no subject)

I just took a quick glance at your page today, to see what more crazy shit you were up to.

Causal swearing intimidates me! Grammar++;

It's quite surprising that you can't get me out of your head, which is nicely illustrated by the fact that you continuously place references to me on your page (ie: fuck you siena trash), which I found utterly amusing. Trash? Oh my, talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Anyway.

Yes, I said 4 words. In those 4 words I meant to show the world how utterly depressed and suicidal I am over losing you. Your fat that rolled over your belt when you wore tight pants, your little sausage fingers, the fact I walked all over you. I can’t take life with out that.

Just to sum it up on behalf of everyone who reads your stupid little page; your little HVCC award means about as much as the toilet paper in my bathroom, and could be used for such purposes. This is evident in the fact that they would give an award to such an ignorant, narrow-minded plagiarist.

You smell that? Either Bonnie took her shirt off again or that is the smell of jealousy. Let’s all pray it’s the latter of the two. I’m sorry you work your ass off and only produce mediocre papers. No need to insult me over that, baby.

Ahh, but wait, you're none of these things in your own little world, which is so comfortable for you. For now.

My own little world is cool. Remember when I used you for about a year and didn’t give a shit about you. You were so totally blind to that fact that I only gave you lip service till I could find something better, which was almost instantly. Now, I have nothing to do with you. I said 4 words about your college and you construe that as some sort of personal attack. Honestly, how can you call me trash when you live in a trailer in a hic town? If you want to call me trash, I will scan a picture of your ‘house’ and show the world what a neat trailer you live in.

Anyway, in short, I know I'm such a wonderful, caring, adorable, unforgettable person, but it would be to your benefit to expunge all thoughts concerning me. You say it hurts too much to think of me, then why do you continue doing so? Just some thoughts I wished to "share" with you. Anyway, I must go back to being better than you and pretending you don't exist. Have a great day.
Bonnie

Anyway, I know you are a petty, self-centered, narcissist that I can’t forget about how much I’m better off without. I don’t want you to ‘share’ with me, I don’t even want you to talk to me. You claim I can’t stop thinking about you, yet you read my page everyday (I have the logs to prove it), you email me a letter when I simply state 4 words. I think you are the one that can’t go away. I’ve had no contact with you, and I know you can’t stand the fact I don’t attempt to ever speak to you. Lastly, please try to never email me again. I wouldn’t want your sausage fingers or fat rolls to interfere with you typing a long letter to me. See, I care about your health.

Saturday 27th April 3:39PM matt

Sweet Honey Pot

Tomorrow is the day! We are buying two all new servers. Two AMD XP 1700, 512 DDR RAM, 40 GIG hard drive. Gaming 4 and 5 will be awesome. What fun it is to run a business that is all about video games. Our biggest fear is high pings. I love this job.

Go check out the Descrypt gaming site. I added a PHP script and move stuff around. It is neat.

I am getting an award for my Psych paper. I did such a great job on it, they feel the need to give me an award. So, fuck you Siena trash.

I was awoken today by my beeper. It seems as though Sara beeped me at the EXACT time my beeper alarm was to wake me up. She was on her way to my house. I didn’t know what was going on since I had just gotten up 14 seconds before. She shows up wearing this amazing outfit. She was dressed in this hot little school girl outfit which didn’t stay on for long and it was neat. Later, she came over after work and picked me up and we went to her house. Fap.

This is for you Cheech:
As I came up to her supple breast my lips began to quiver. Her milky white sweetness was all that was on my tainted little mind. Her sweet juices were starting to saturate the one article of clothing that separated me from her hot naughty honey pot. My steel was throbbing for a taste of the pure, untouched treasure chest. As I drew her closer, I could feel her warmth penetrate me. As she gripped my blazing sword with her hands, I let out a soft cry of everlasting desire. My hands soon gripped her mounds, and she softly moaned.

Yeah, I’m good.

I drew this picture upon request, I hope you enjoy it.

Saturday 27th April 12:50AM matt

Jesus and his lawyers are coming back.

Another monotonous Wednesday afternoon at school. I started my day at 9am doing part 2 of the intense Windows 98 lab. In this fun filled installment, we learned how to create shortcuts and press F8 for windows safe mode. The lab actually wanted us to play a game of Free Cell and note the graphic richness. I’m either losing touch with reality, or suicide is looking like a far better alternative than going another semester here.

In psych class, that annoying 28-year-old woman spoke up again. She talked about the time she was carrying laundry to her room and a ‘big icky spider’ made a web in her doorway in a half hours time. She almost walked into it, then turned around, tripped, and screamed for her ‘daddy’ to kill it. Do you realize the utter patheticness of her existence? Why would you brag about living at home when you are 28? Why would you wear short sleeve shirts when you have self-mutilation marks the size of a small rabbit on your arm? On top of all of that, why would you brag about it to a college general psych class? Frankly, I don’t know, nor do I care. 10 days left till I regain my sanity.

Like an inevitable train wreck, I updated the mattkelly.com front page. It’s fun and exciting, so go look at it.

matt@mattkelly.com - EMAIL ME YOUR HATE!

Wednesday 24th April 3:04PM matt

Hi?

And you thought news was slow!


SpotGirIWinky: why are you doing this to me????
MattMrHat: excuse me?
SpotGirIWinky: dont give me that crap
MattMrHat: uh
SpotGirIWinky: why are you doing all this to me
MattMrHat: All of what?
SpotGirIWinky: do u realize the stress i have in my life?? i cant deal with people harassing me
MattMrHat: How am I harassing you?
SpotGirIWinky: you know i love you
SpotGirIWinky: and you keep writing in my livejournal
MattMrHat: no
MattMrHat: I wrote in nicks
MattMrHat: I never read yours
MattMrHat: you think I would waste my time?
SpotGirIWinky: oh what i'm not good enough for you?
MattMrHat: No, actually.
SpotGirIWinky: fine i'm going to go kill myself, then you'll be happy
MattMrHat: uh
MattMrHat: What are you on about
MattMrHat: I have no idea what little things you think I am doing to you
SpotGirIWinky: first my uncle harold dies, then mr carroll leaves, i get diagnosed with cancer, dan dumps me, and my mom wants me in foster care
MattMrHat: ok thank you for the update
MattMrHat: now, where do i fit in?
SpotGirIWinky: you're ruining my life
SpotGirIWinky: everyone hates me
SpotGirIWinky: i'm going to kill myself
MattMrHat: How am I ruining your life?
SpotGirIWinky: how ARENT YOU

Tuesday 23rd April 8:36PM matt

Red Animal War

We bought a cat today. He is 5 weeks old. I haven’t had time to look at him though. After picking him up my allergies were killing me from the animal shelter. When I got home, I went to pick up Sara and I hung out at my house for a bit and she talked to my mom for a bit about cats. I’m happy my mom actually likes Sara. She used to hate Bonnie, which was sort of funny come to think of it. Afterward, we headed back to Sara’s house; I had to install some programs on her PC.

I formatted her computer last night and threw XP on it. I hate Dell; they make such shitty proprietary machines. The mother board doesn’t have any heat sensors on it. The hard drive couldn’t be formatted for NTFS and the case is a knuckle bleeder at best. I installed Red Faction, RTCW, JKII and UT. Sara doesn’t even play the games, but I figure since I practically live at her house, I might as well.

What other useless facts can a bother you with. Fuck it, I don’t care.

Oh yeah, I’m going to Northern Lights on Thursday May 9th for Static X, Earshot, Sinnistar & 40 Bellow Summer. You all should go to that show. I’m going with a bunch of friends from school and people I work with. It is like one big visual orgy, except not.

Sunday 21st April 11:02PM matt

Hugs and Kisses!

It has painfully come to my attention that many people think I am ‘mean’ and ‘cold hearted’. Nothing is further from the truth my friends. I would just like to inform you that I love kittens and little furry animals. They make me *gasp* happy. I also enjoy spending time with my sweet and ever so lovely girlfriend. I enjoy complimenting others and making them feel better about themselves. I enjoy long walks on a moonlit beach. Often, I will light 300 candles and put them all around the bathroom and take a long sensual bath with my lover. I am a walking cliché.

I do not hate everyone. I have no opinion of anyone until they speak to me. If you are nice and polite to me, I will, in return, be nice back. I have nothing against people speaking to me. I just have a problem with people that attempt to hurt me. I am not perfect, I never claimed to be. I make mistakes, I even regret some. Actually no, but it sounds witty to say. Bottom line here, I am a nice person deep down somewhere. I will treat you as you treat me; I think that that is fair.

In an effort show you just how much I love you, I changed my splash page.

Enjoy!

Friday 19th April 1:14AM matt

Instead Laugh.

EDITED BECAUSE I HEART YOU!

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Wednesday 17th April 11:38PM matt

The Seasons

It’s quite warm outside. I haven’t had time to do much though. Between studying for this Accounting test and 2 tests tomorrow and one on Monday, I have little time for anything else. I have to some how pop out a 5-page research paper by Tuesday (GOGO GOOGLE). We purchased gaming server 3 for Descrypt. It runs well, as far as I can tell.

This news post fucking sucks, and I fucking have nothing to fucking say. I fucking hate school and I fucking hate every single last one of you. I hope you all fucking die in some type of painful automobile accident where all of your internal organs are lacerated and you fucking slowly bleed to death. Stop reading my fucking web page you bunch of fucking queers! Can one of you that hates me, have the fucking balls to say this shit to my face? You think you’re being all slick by calling my house. Come fucking visit me, I’ll fucking rip you apart, you god damn ball-less pussy. I fucking dare you to fucking come get me and keep pranking me. The only person you will be hurting, will be the person you are trying to protect. My wrath will be felt by the individual you so eagerly want to appease.

So come on, abuse me more, I like it.

Remember ‘fuzzy’, I **strongly** suggest you call off your lowlife ‘friends’. The outcome might not be favourable for you.

Wednesday 17th April 11:09AM matt

PLEASE?!

MattMrHat: can we flirt now?
Miss Impurity: yes
MattMrHat: so is your new bf going to get that server?
Miss Impurity: he's not a bf
Miss Impurity: & im not sure darlin
MattMrHat: aw man!
Miss Impurity: i'll ask him next time he's online
MattMrHat: ok so, ill start...

I saw your webcam, and i do beileve in love at first site, and i think im in love with you
MattMrHat: sight
MattMrHat: even
MattMrHat: or or or
MattMrHat: You must be tired, you've been running around in my head all day!
MattMrHat: and i was hearing voices
Miss Impurity: do you flirst with girls other than me
MattMrHat: no
MattMrHat: just you
MattMrHat: i swear
Miss Impurity: why me
MattMrHat: i like you
Miss Impurity: what is it about me that attracts people to me?
MattMrHat: i dont know
MattMrHat: I LIKE YOU
Miss Impurity: thank you, but do remember you've got a girlfriend
MattMrHat: no, i will dump her for you
Miss Impurity: don't say things you don't mean darling
MattMrHat: i mean it
MattMrHat: i will do it right now
Miss Impurity: you must be joking
MattMrHat: No, im not
MattMrHat: ok, so wanna go out with me?
Miss Impurity: oh stop it!

Sunday 14th April 1:21PM matt

And you just don't get it.

I started off the day with one plan.

Sara was coming over at 7 and we were going have a relaxing night. Somehow things were anything but. You see, our game servers have been selling like you would not believe. We average 2 servers a day at 70 bucks a pop. Today, as I was fapping the day away and we got 3 orders. I was on the phone with a few clients discussing stuffs, and then it was off to Jedi Knight II to show everyone how I am god. This took a good half of the day. Next, I downloaded this CD buy a band named ‘Cross Breed’, they are synth metal and I really like them. My mother bought a 32X burner yesterday, so I thought I would send her the files so I could try this super cool new thingy out. I find out her NIC is fucked and I need to buy her a new one. So, after fucking with the PC for an hour, Spectre completed the new Descrypt Games website (which is amazing). I looked at it and fixed it up for an hour.

We are now up to the point were Sara comes over. We’re sitting around and she asks me if I wanted to go to the Local H show at northern light tonight with my brother and his ‘friend’. She is wearing this tight little baby doll shirt with a skirt and knee high leather boots. After I stopped drooling, I agree. Though, I much rather have gone tomorrow to see Kittie and Flaw. Then we go to the show. At the show I ran into this hot chick I used to work with, Gina. SHE HUGGED ME!We talked for a bit, I found out Olivia got fired and Brent is now working under someone else because his sales were awful for the past 3 years! This is absolutely shocking! In any case, Gina said that she was going tomorrow night to the Kittie/Flaw show, so I might make it.

After the show, yanno, ‘stuff’… /wink/. That’s it, what a shitty news post, eh.

SHE HUGGED ME SARA!!!

Saturday 13th April 1:25AM matt

Who would have guessed!?


Jump on the pathetic internet quiz bandwagon!

Friday 12th April 12:38AM matt

My Car > You

I’ve been having problems with my car recently. For some ‘silly’ reason the engine wouldn’t turn over. After replacing several moderately expensive parts, I’m still left stranded at school ‘EL OH EL’. I get out of class at 6pm, so not like I am in any hurry to go anywhere. At this point I really don’t care what my cars does. If it exploded tomorrow, I would be overjoyed and scream happy obscenities. Fuck you Chevy, and I hope your company HQ gets bombed by the jews TALIBAN and every single last one of your investors spontaneously combusts.

Lastly, I would like to thank Vinny for attempting to harass me. Although his antics are dull and lackluster, he gets an A+ for effort! I was really looking forward to the ‘secret information’ you were going to ‘sell’ me about Sara. We had a good laugh as she sat on my lap. Nice try, but maybe you should hate me quietly like everyone else. I much prefer things that way. PeAce Outzz FiB0r OptIc!! <3

Mad PropS AnD ShOuTOutZ 2Day!

ip-208-20-119-32.modem.logical.net
WUZ uPP BONNIEz *WAVES*
/me ipfwshow DENY logical.net ZIIING

cm-24-161-30-95.nycap.rr.com

W3Rd Up VinnYYG ThX 4 DoSInG me CunT!!!

Wednesday 10th April 11:55AM matt

KaZaA < Direct Connect

Any attacker who can control 100,000 machines is a major force on the internet, while someone with a million or more is currently unstoppable: able to launch massively diffuse DDOS attacks, perform needle in a hayfield searches, and commit all sorts of other mayhem. We already understand how worms could be used to gain control of so many machines. Yet the recent revelation that Brilliant Digital Media has bundled a small trojan with KaZaA has underscored another means by which an attacker could gain control of so many machines: poorly secured automatic updaters. If an attacker can distribute his own code as an update, he can take control of millions of machines.

Brilliant Digital plans to create Altnet, a distributed, "secure" network of clients to harness the unused storage, bandwidth, and computation residing on the machines of users across the country, in a manner which prevents the clients from altering or even reading the information. An entertaining if horribly flawed business model [1], except for the means they have selected to build their network.

Brilliant Digital bundled an officially allowed, small trojan program with KaZaA which periodically connects back to their servers and downloads an update (eventually the Altnet P2P software). This trojan is now incredibly widespread: during the week of March 25th, KaZaA and the bundled trojan were downloaded 2.6 million times from CNet alone!

Tuesday 9th April 11:59PM matt

You guess it!

As if this simple minded fuck hasn’t gotten the message yet, I will drill it in some more!

From: ZeroGravity[SE] - PlanetSE
To: [Cactaur]
Cc: Tal Ben-Eliezer
Sent: Monday, April 08, 2002 2:25 AM
Subject: ...hmm...

Hey,

For everyone's sake can you just leave me alone with the web site? Someone told me you think I changed whatever on my web site because of you, um, no.... I have a little more in mind then "halo" on my brain. When you going to grow up and just leave the people you hate so much alone? Everyone else does it in this world, why can't you? No one cares matt, stop your antics before you start something you won't like.

Overall I care about tals health here. Tal is a good friend to you and I and I want you to know that I want you to stop with any ideas you have in mind in the future. Everyone thing is back-uped up and we are taking this community thing to the next level. I don't need you posting personal information or something that stupid on my web site. Tal is your friend, respect that he just wants us to keep it on a down-low... You keep me alone, I keep you alone.... Don't get no ideas like having some friends on AOL msg me, its old.... You can bust about my grammar all you want on your web site, thats cool. I don't care one bit, I just don't want this to get to the point where Tal's going to have to get invovled... Just leave things be, I'm not attacking you nor do I even think or say stuff about you...

Your little games are just boring to me, and I love how they give you pleasure it makes me laugh that you laugh at my mistakes like you have nothing better to do. Listen I just don't want you starting up shit again, because I know its you who wants conflict not I.

No I'm not begging you and I've been more then nice to you in the past. I've even broke up with kerrie so you can go fuck her for all I care. She's a piece of trash sometimes anyways.

All I'm saying is don't abuse your friendship with tal, he has more then been nice to you, and for all I know both you could be busting on me, but tal isn't like that, sorry.

Whatever just leave it be... Go find someone else to bother because your bothering me isn't bothering me. Like that grammar? Its 1337....

Just be smart for once and do whats best. I know you will probly start something now, because your very predictable. Strike then raise a "halo" over your head. ;-)

Cya around... or not...


Corey "ZeroGravity" Betz
Planet Special Edition Administrator
Clan Special Edition Leader
http://www.planetspecialedition.com

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My Reply:

----- Original Message -----
From: Cactaur
To: ZeroGravity[SE] - PlanetSE
Cc: Tal Ben-Eliezer
Sent: Monday, April 08, 2002 10:40 AM
Subject: Re: ...hmm...

First off, my name is Matt, not Halo. Secondly, I will do whatever I want, when I want. I hate you, I hate that your parents haven't killed themselves for having raised you. I hate that all your organs are fully functional; I know a lot of people that are more deserving of them than even you are.

You think I give a shit about you? I don't do anything to your site, moron. You want to run a 'BIG FULL TIME PRO GAMING SITE' huh? Do you see spelling and grammar errors at ANY of the Planet sites, or IGN, or gamespot? Of course you don't. You want this so bad, yet you don't even know how to handle it. You brag about hits, go to www.planetspecialedition.com/webstat, hits mean nothing, fool. Visits represent unique IPs that visit your site. Go look at one week after you got lucky and were mentioned on planet C&C. You average around 150 normal visits a day. So does www.mattkelly.com. /Laugh/

How stupid are you anyway? 'Viruse', that isn't a spelling error, that is just plain stupidity. Look at this:

"Saturday 6th April, 2002 at by ZeroGravitySE | Planet Special Edition Forums | Submit News

You guess it"


You Guess it Corey, you look like a fucking 14 year old attempting to be something you're not, educated. MS Word would even help you some. You claim to care about Tals health (whatever that means), yet you fucking said all that shit behind my back when he and his girl friend went to the movies with you. Does that sound like you 'care' about keeping the peace? No, it does not. You don't understand the reason I had for not fighting you. Tal asked me a personal favour. He requested I didn't beat the living fuck out of you. I agreed, and even met with you at the movies and didn't touch you. It is you, not me, that ‘hurt Tals health’ by insult me behind my back. I think all of this ‘oh my, I am so innocent, I did nothing and big bad Matt is after me’ shit is in your head. You started this, you continued it, and I will end it.

“No one cares matt, stop your antics before you start something you won't like.”

Corey, I am going to start ‘something’ with you. I dare you to do something to me. What are you going to do? E-mail Road Runner? What will you tell them? He made a threat using a NON-RR email account? Tell them I am harassing you on a site that has nothing to do with them? My site is not even host at Descrypt. Do you think I am stupid? You will never catch me. I do not even attempt to hide.

I do not have anyone ‘AOL message’ you. Timmy is obliviously the one that told you my thoughts on your atrocity you call a web site. Timmy is Timmy, I do not mind what he says or does.

Why do I care about grammar? Read your site and tell me that people will take you seriously if you can not even speak correctly. You went to high school, and even though you haven’t been to college (snicker), you should have grasped the basics of this complex language we call ‘English’. You want a battle of wits with me? I will fight then, but why are you unarmed?

Lastly, my ‘statement’ still stands. If I see you anywhere outside of your place or your daddy’s place of employment, you will not be a happy little Pro-Gamer. Ever think why Tal doesn’t bring me around you? Notice why the other day he didn’t come down to say hi to you when I was with him? You sit and wonder. I’m predictable, huh Corey? If I am, then it is that predictability you should be afraid of.

Do not reply to this email, and never speak to me again. If you do, your email, site and game server will be non-existent. Now go cry to Tal about me, child.

Monday 8th April 9:09PM matt

wat r u lQQking @?

This is the last one, I promise.

Matt: DUDE!!!
Matt: OH MAN!!!1
Matt: OMG
Matt: SARA!!!!!
Sara: WHAT
Matt: <3 u
Sara: yeah right
Matt: ...
Matt: what did i do wrong this time
Sara: you sure you're not confusing me with your i
Matt: ?
Matt: huh
Sara: nternet gurlfriend
Matt: it was a joke fucker
Sara: halo walked over the keyboard
Sara: now hes going to eat my soup.
Matt: I BET
Sara: yeah ok
Matt: liar
Matt: you lie all the time to me!
Matt: WHTEVR
Matt: set me free
Matt: this isnt working
Matt: Let's just be like friends ok?
Sara: whatever
Sara: your a jerk i dont want to be friends
Sara: just set me free
Matt: no
Matt: i need to be INDEPENDANT
Matt: you're at her house all the time anyway
Sara: yeah ... you're right.
Sara: i like her a lot better than you anyway
Matt: ya, i slept with her, so whtevr
Matt: i been there
Sara: .............arewetalkingaboutthesameher
Matt: u r justa bytch
Sara: learn to spell
Matt: i dont have 2 waste tyme typing rite 4 u anyway lOl
Matt: (she said that EXACT thing to me)
Matt: u r a cheeter
Sara: tyme? hehehehehhee. thyme's a spice.
Sara: cheater. OHMYGOD that would drive me crazy.
Matt: lets go get chive milk shakes
Matt: now,
Sara: no
Sara: im not going anywhere with you
Matt: they are UR fav. ?
Matt: wtevr
Matt: u thinkur the only 1 with some1 else?
Matt: i have newz 4 u lol
Sara: hehehehehe that youre a whore? but i knew that.
Matt: LOl u r funny! but no, sadly, i have a man on tha side haha
Matt: N U didnt no!
Sara: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Matt: WHAT CANT U READ? RLFO
Sara: apparently i can read just as well as you can spell.
Matt: wtever
Matt: i go 2 SIENA collage
Sara: so you're saying spelling doesn't matter there.
Matt: u go 2 a skool where they give away A pluses
Matt: HAHAHA
Sara: apparently not much matters there. what'd you do to get accepted, just show up?
Matt: NO@ i wuz in AP ENGLISH IN HIGHSKOOL ROFL
Sara: it didn't help any
Matt: HAHA but i have a man on tha side HEH
Matt: an u didnt no!
Matt: so i am better now, becuz i always have 2 have tha last word!!@3
Matt: im gonna have my friendz hardass you!
Matt: LOL
Matt: they wil call you house and say they r going 2 beat u L@OL
Sara: ok you do that. have fun.

Sunday 7th April 4:59PM matt

Fuzzy!

A hoy hoy fuckers! Now that the casual greetings are out of the way, I may continue. I have gotten a huge response from the Corey Betz news post. A lot of people are asking me how they can avoid getting a ‘viruse’. There is no simple answer. This ‘viruse’ stems from stupidity, and god knows I can’t go around killing the ignorant. If only I could, I’m sure Jesus would smile and the evil ‘viruse’ would go away!

Cat sitting is fun! This way, Sara can’t yell at me for taking pictures of her cat in sexually explicit poses HAHA FUCK YOU AND YOUR RULES SARA!. Moving forward, here are some of the weekend pictures of the little guy.

Image 1
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Image 4
Image 5
Image 6

I’ve been playing Jedi Knight II for like 5 hours today. Just goes to show you what I do when Sara isn’t around. It’s a good game. Dueling with light sabers is fun. Even though I hate Star Wars and everything it stands for, this game is acceptable. ANOTHER QUEAK3 ENGINE? YES PLZ!

Lastly, my bestest friend Rich sent me this to confess his utter and undying desire to fuck me till he bleeds. Rock my hole Richy!

HERE

Saturday 6th April 11:02AM matt

Halo! *kissies*

I’ll make this quick.

Corey changed his site all because of me. I feel all special now. It’s funny, even though 80% of you hate me, you can’t stop reading this page. Go figure.

I am currently cat sitting for Sara. She is going away this weekend and asked me to take care of Halo. HE’S SO CUTE!

Lastly, I leave you with a picture of Sara grabbing my brother’s ass. Enjoy!

Thursday 4th April 8:02PM matt

Viruse!

Team Renegade Zero Announces Viruse =(
Wednesday 3rd April, 2002 at by ZeroGravitySE | Planet Special Edition Forums | Submit News
Team Renegade Zero announced that there was a viruse in the Orca Flying mod so if you have it, delete it. All I want to say is that Flyingbuzz is a punk. I took down the links to the site for the download so don't worry noCOMMA? one else has been infected and if you have been infected run a viruse program to double check, and remember to always have a anti-viruse program ready to scan those downloads you getRUN-ON MUCH?. Now days people are to smart for there own good. This really stinks, I hope someone finds that **** and smacks him around a few times....

This post clearly made my day. Corey Betz, you are a complete fucking fool. You are a waste on flesh and should be disposed of immediately. I have no idea why you have not been killed yet. ‘Viruse’ is a word? Instead of telling people to check for ‘viruses’ how about you check for grammar and spelling errors, dip shit. Shouldn’t you have learned all of this in grammar school? How about trying to read a book or something, since college is much too much for you.

Remember Corey, you can get ‘viruses’ from visiting WebPages. Please be careful when attempting to ‘surf the net’.

Do you think you will feel better about your self because you are a ‘pro-gamer’? You are only into videogames because your real life is lacking any sort of social acceptance. You think people like you for your personality? You make me laugh. Keep up the good work.

Wednesday 3rd April 5:18PM matt

another sunny day.

I rarely promote anything on this site, let alone say anything nice about something. I feel compelled to tell you to buy this CD. Abandoned Pools is the name of the band. The lead singer is also the lead singer of the Eels. The album is filled with witty lyrics about failed relationships and feigned delusions of a perfect life. The sound is a sort of toned down rock with some synth upbeat emo undertones. Putting the words upbeat and emo in the same sentence, sounds almost blasphemous. Thoughts of solidarity and mediocrity seemingly underline the eerie upbeat choruses of each track. Good stuff in my opinion. This CD is definitely worth checking out.

In other, obviously boring, news, I have 22 days of classes left. I’m so happy, look I’m attempting to smile. Ow, I think I hurt myself. I’m going to take a summer course, May 20th – June 7th. I need a social science elective, but I can’t remember correctly if that's right. I’m going to try and pick some stupid blow off course, not like I actually want to try for the 3 credits. Sara is supposed to take the course with me, I’m hoping that goes well. I’ve never had a class with anyone I ever dated before. It will be fun and exiting and stuff. I’ll leave you with this excerpt from the song ‘Flouresein’.

God only Knows I wanna be
The other side of misery
Gimme a plate of Fluorescein
I'm gonna paint an ugly scene
All of the things I wanna say
Can't get a word out anyway
Falling away after today
Nothing to lose so come what may

Don't wake me

Tuesday 2nd April 7:50PM matt

The Human Wall.

miSSbDJD3221: do u like hats?
MattMrHat: no do you?
miSSbDJD3221: yes
MattMrHat: Who are you
miSSbDJD3221: ur sister
MattMrHat: ur
miSSbDJD3221: ur sister
miSSbDJD3221: how are u?
MattMrHat: I'm ok
miSSbDJD3221: who are u?
MattMrHat: Dave
miSSbDJD3221: hi dave
MattMrHat: Like my screenname says
miSSbDJD3221: ur screenname says dave?
MattMrHat: No, you're just too simple, I'm sorry.
MattMrHat: I won't be sarcastic anymore
miSSbDJD3221: yeah ur not a dave
MattMrHat: cool
miSSbDJD3221: daves are cooler than u
MattMrHat: what is your purpose in IM'ing me
miSSbDJD3221: finding out ur identity
MattMrHat: www.mattkelly.com
MattMrHat: enjoy
miSSbDJD3221: been there done that
MattMrHat: then what the fuck do you want
miSSbDJD3221: whoa whoa
MattMrHat: whoa whoa dude like totally
miSSbDJD3221: ur mean
MattMrHat: seriously, what do you want before I block you
miSSbDJD3221: good ahead
MattMrHat: ...
miSSbDJD3221: bye
MattMrHat: excuse me?
MattMrHat: 'good ahead'?
miSSbDJD3221: i dont care
miSSbDJD3221: go ahead
miSSbDJD3221: sorry
MattMrHat: LOL
miSSbDJD3221: ?
MattMrHat: If you are going to harrass me, atleast do it right
miSSbDJD3221: how is that
miSSbDJD3221: i'm not really trying to harass u
MattMrHat: then what do you want
MattMrHat: who are you
miSSbDJD3221: hi my name is beth and i am bored
MattMrHat: ok and
miSSbDJD3221: and
MattMrHat: ok beth
miSSbDJD3221: ok mr hat
miSSbDJD3221: ur name could be matt
MattMrHat: ok
miSSbDJD3221: ok
MattMrHat: how did you find my name
miSSbDJD3221: on a website
MattMrHat: what site
miSSbDJD3221: urs?
MattMrHat: how did you find my site
miSSbDJD3221: its in ur info
MattMrHat: ok fool, then in order to read my AIM profile, you would have to have gotten my AIM ELSEWHERE
miSSbDJD3221: ok ur not that fun
miSSbDJD3221: bye
MattMrHat: ok you're fucking stupid
miSSbDJD3221: ok
MattMrHat: moron
miSSbDJD3221: ok
MattMrHat: come back when you fucking learn how to type, prick

Monday 1st April 12:59PM matt

LIK ME!`

d2u The Eskimo: ASL?

MattMrHat: OMG OK!
d2u The Eskimo: 13,f,japan, YOU LIKKE!??!
MattMrHat: PIC
d2u The Eskimo: OKAY

d2u The Eskimo wants to directly connect.
d2u The Eskimo is now directly connected.
d2u The Eskimo:
d2u The Eskimo: liek?
MattMrHat: OMMattMrHat: YEs
d2u The Eskimo: CYBOR??+
d2u The Eskimo: ASL ^^
MattMrHat: TOUCH ME
d2u The Eskimo: /ME touch ur azz
d2u The Eskimo: SHAEK ASS ON ME
d2u The Eskimo: :-*
d2u The Eskimo: IM TOTALLY FEELING U NOW !
MattMrHat: HEHE
MattMrHat: I GOT MY COCK OUT
d2u The Eskimo: OOH, IM WEARING NO PANTIES

d2u The Eskimo: /ME RUBS

d2u The Eskimo: SHOW ME THE COCK!
d2u The Eskimo: I LIEK
d2u The Eskimo: :'(U HORNY BOI LEAVE LITEL GURL???

me disapointed!
d2u The Eskimo: :'(
MattMrHat: I LIKE YOUR HARE
MattMrHat: IT IS NICE AND LONG AND HARD
d2u The Eskimo: YES, IM PUTTING MY HAARE ON UR BUTT

MattMrHat: oh gid
MattMrHat: harder
d2u The Eskimo: I HAVE A VIBRATOR? ME USE??????!??
MattMrHat: YES PLZ
MattMrHat: U USE IT
d2u The Eskimo: OK, I PRINTED UR HEAD ON STICKER PAPER AND STICKED IN ONTO THE VIBRA HEAD, DUBLE EFFEKT
d2u The Eskimo: ME USES
d2u The Eskimo: OOOH ITS FEELING GOOD !
MattMrHat: SHOVE IT IN YOUR BUTT NOW
d2u The Eskimo: K, R U WATCING
?
MattMrHat: I AM
d2u The Eskimo: G00D
MattMrHat: I AM CUPPING YOUR SUPPLE BOOBS
d2u The Eskimo: ME STICKS IT IN ASS; OMG IM COMING NOW COME WITH ME!!!
MattMrHat: AHHHHHHHHH i cummen
d2u The Eskimo: ME CUM AND MY JUICED FLEW UP IN THE ROOF OMG!
d2u The Eskimo: BEST EVER LOVERBOI!
MattMrHat: lik the vibratar
d2u The Eskimo: ME LIK VIBRATAR

MattMrHat: u r cuttie!
d2u The Eskimo: ME PRETEND IT IZ UR COCK HEHEehKKEK
MattMrHat: k i gee tee gee now
MattMrHat: BI BI
d2u The Eskimo: BIBI
d2u The Eskimo: LOVEBOI
d2u The Eskimo: SEEYASOON!
MattMrHat: K!
d2u The Eskimo: chong chai ciahiancia nic = I LOVE U

MattMrHat: LaTerzS!
d2u The Eskimo: LARTES
d2u The Eskimo direct connection is closed.

Sunday 31st March 6:17AM matt

March site stats.

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Monthly Statistics for March 2002

Total Hits 1461229
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Saturday 30th March 4:07PM matt

Witty subject here.

Fuck! I am starting to get really pissed off. I had this great plan going for this weekend. It was going great, till tonight. I blame it all on indecisive fuck wits that can’t decide on things till the last second. How mother fucking hard is it to plan things ahead of time? Why must they jerk me around and tease me with illusions of grandeur?

In any case, after much split second decision making and bribes, the plan will go on as scheduled. Not what I wanted, but then again, what ever is?

Oh, a fun little thing for all you people that want revenge on me. I am arranging a little meet and greet at an undisclosed location. I will tell you on the day it is happening to meet me at a place of my choosing, and you can come and speak to me. How cool is that? You can tell me what you think to my face instead of hiding behind AOL IM like a scared 13 year old that is hiding from his drunken abusive father. You cunts!

Friday 29th March 8:15PM matt

The shortcoming of capital resources hurts.

I used to think that I had to spend my money as soon as I got it. It’s really hard not having money. I don’t mind it at all that much though. I have more important things to worry about; school, friends, and my performance in the bed room (roar). Fortunately, my situation is getting better. Once people pay me back the money they owe me for one thing or another, I will have my credit card down to around $200. That is quite an accomplishment. I just have the urge now to save money. There is really nothing in the world I really want. I don’t consider myself spoiled, but I do consider myself a very fortunate person. I have had this debt for around a year now. It has fluctuated dramatically from month to month. Not having a steady steam of income will do that sort of thing to you. Descrypt is doing really well now. Our profits have almost doubled this month alone.

The point being, I am now into more of a saver mode. I plan on moving out on my own this summer. I have that as my goal. Complete independence is all the motivation I need. For once I feel like I have a goal that I can work for and obtain. This summer will be great; I will be working in the construction business and managing Descrypt. I am planning on getting $10 an hour under the table. Of course, that is like $12 an hour at any normal job, so I am happy.

More great things are happening this weekend. I so wish I could let you in, but there is no fun in that. Besides, it is my business and mine alone.

Till next time, take care of yourself, and each other.

Thursday 28th March 7:54PM matt

Useless update.

Matt: bonnie was always like 'ur a jerk. u r so mean'
Matt: and i HATE that
Sara: :P
Sara: i've got better grammar than you
Sara: SO BITE ME!
Matt: u do not, ur a liar!
Sara: whatevr ur such a jerk
Sara: set me free?
Matt: this is 2002 and i need to be independent
Sara: ok destinys child
Matt: She is a product of popular culture lol
Matt: Can't blame her, her parents are drunkards

Wednesday 27th March 7:52PM matt

Stage one.

Click here first.
Click here second.

After looking through some old web pages (thanks Google.com), I found this little gem. This is Jeanie’s super Goth, dark and groove web page. I feel so honored as to present it to you. This excellence in HTML skill and writing can not be over looked. I found it interesting to learn that vampires actually do exist! I never knew that before. She should also talk about life as a bulimic on her page. I bet it would help a lot of young girls learn how not to do it right.

My secret super plan for this weekend is going exactly as planned. Everything is perfectly lined up and the timing is impeccable. As of today, all the people, places and things are in place. I can’t give you anymore information that would ruin the surprise ending, now wouldn’t it? I think Tal said it best, ‘Silent Death’.

I told my friend Vivi that I wanted her. I am just waiting for a reply, I hope it all goes well :) Click this. If so, I will have fun sexing her up! <3

I need to add one of those automated plug-ins that updates to my page what mp3 I am playing at any given moment. If anyone has one, please send it my way. Winamp.com has been no help at all.

Tuesday 26th March 6:46AM matt

OH MY GOSH!

I’m certainly revisiting the past a bit. This is insanely funny. Now, with no one stopping me and no repercussions, I can say and do anything I want :) Please be my guest and email my web host, billing@descrypt.com. I'm sure I...er, they will take care of the matter quite promptly.

My site is getting lots and lots of hits! I feel extremely special. No matter how much you hate me, you still can't stop reading this page, can you? :D I feel that this is a perfect time to spread around my evil propaganda! BUY SOMETHING



This is a work of pure genius!

Monday 25th March 8:21AM matt

So pretty when you're faithful.

As I attempt to move on from the events of the past few days, I can’t help but to feel sorry. Sorry for all the people that have a chip on their shoulder. I can’t say much though, for I know I have one as well. You have all this anger built up and no where to release it. Society tells us to control ourselves, to bottle up the ill feelings and be nice to one another. All that aggression and hate starts to build up after time passes. The result is pretty evident. It never ends up alright in the end. No matter what people tell you, nothing ever stays the same, yet, nothing ever changes.

I watched the movie ‘O’ tonight. What a piece of shit that was. Some classic plays are better left that way. I wasn’t really a fan of Othello to begin with. It was all about how jealousy leads people to do some crazy things. Hm, sounds like some people I know. Some people just aren’t good, I guess.

I wish I was the hawk.

Sunday 24th March 4:22PM matt

People love to talk. That’s all everyone is though, talk, nothing more, nothing less. You can threaten me, you can harass me, but you don’t have the balls to meet me or say any of this to my face. It’s pathetic really. This one kid named ‘J-G’ or so it said on my caller ID (518-465-9038) made the all too mature move of prank calling me. I notified the phone company and the local authorities and they assured me this would be handled and wouldn’t happen again. Don’t be stupid; don’t try to wage a war against me.

To the person that DoS’d my site, 24.161.30.95, Road Runner has been notified by myself and my host, telaserv.net. You are defiantly fucking stupid my friend. DoS is explicitly against RR TOS and you will be, no doubt, either suspended or your subscription will be revoked. Next time, I’d hesitate to use my OWN line for this.

This little gem is from yet another coward that remained nameless. I wish you assholes would grow some balls and tell me who you are. Oh well, guess children get what they deserve.

MZupeman: just so you know man, I'm not going to try and insult your intelligence or belittle you. But you can't seem to stay with people who let you walk all over them. I just hope you realize they girl you are toying with now will eventually get teh shaft the same way. Why don't you look for somethign meaningful.
MattMrHat: listen. i have something to say to you and all of your pathetic little friends, unless everyone else who has been IM'ing and calling me are small figments of your imagination. I'm sick of all of this kindergarten bullshit. This time im pissed, im coming there as soon as my reverse lookup goes through and i'll show you who NOT to fuck with.
MattMrHat: i hope you have some backup, because i sure as FUCK will.
MZupeman: listen, I don't know any of these 'kindergarteners' or whoever else may have been bothering you. But I sure am not treating you like they have. Maybe their sexual slurs were rather tired and dull, but I'm just letting you know how it is. I just came out and told you, I'm not going to belittle you. So I'm not going to give in to your threats. Threats are far more childish than how I'm going to act towards you.
MZupeman: not to mention posting your every thought and position on this matter on your webpage, that's also a by far childish prank
MZupeman: and by the way, if you think you're going to intimidate me with your reserve lookup, you can't do it through IM's. I have not E-Mailed you or sent you anything. You have nothing sir.
MattMrHat: i have a number of which where to start
MattMrHat: dont you worry
MZupeman: But I can tell you what I do know
MattMrHat: leave me be, i have work to tend to :)
MattMrHat: i dont care what you know
MattMrHat: but KNOW this
MattMrHat: i will find out
MattMrHat: who you are
MattMrHat: that is all
MZupeman: if that page isn't fixed, I will make sure the authorities get my filed complaint on it. posting anything that vulger is not of anybodies business..not where it can be seen publicly
MattMrHat: until this issue is completely resolved, the contents of the site will remain as is, if you wish to file with an attorney, do so at all costs; i will be at the other end.
MZupeman: listen 'kindergartener', i guess everyone else is being more sensible about this than you are. You're a hypocrite. It's slander. And the only way to end any of it, is just go about your life with your other little lady without trying to bring the ones you used to care about down with you.
MZupeman: get off of the phone
MZupeman: and talk to me
MZupeman: don't run your problems off at the mouth child
MZupeman: your problem is with me
MattMrHat: im on the phone
MattMrHat: too busy destroying you
MattMrHat: ill be off in a few.
MattMrHat: call.
MZupeman: I am a friend of hers. She didn't put me up to any of this. In fact, she insisted nobody every contacted you. But you're too filled with anger right now to see that. She doesn't deserve to be hurt
MattMrHat: you think i started this?
MattMrHat: this is a result of her actions alone
MattMrHat: im waiting for your call
MZupeman: I as a friend, have been better to her in the last 3 years AS A FRIEND, than you have as a boyfriend
MattMrHat: CALL
MZupeman: this is a result of you cheating on her for 10 months
MattMrHat: why are you pussying out
MattMrHat: call me already
MZupeman: you know what...you call myself along with other 'spectators' children, while all you are looking for is a fight
MZupeman: you try to intimidate me with threats, which are of no use, you try to get me to call your house so you can Spam my phone number off of your caller ID? no thanx man
MZupeman: all i have been is a voice trying to reason. not trying scare off a person with a heart with a couple of fists and an ugly mug
MZupeman: besides, i've seen you before. Your scrawny and would need some weight gain powder before you even considered it
MattMrHat: no you're insulting me
MattMrHat: we're through talking.

Saturday 23rd March 4:56PM matt

Adrift and at peace.

This is truly something I didn’t expect. Bonnie has sent her 10 year old internet friends after me. She has undoubtedly raised her standards in men. Like I said before, I wish you the best of luck. I would really appreciate it if you didn’t send your imps after me. This one has been reported to road runner for harassment. It seems as though walking away is working. Sorry for not playing your games, I am above such infantile tactics. Evidently, you are not. It’s really sad to see what you are reduced to. Having people message me and slur rude sexual comments? That is your true couth and grace shinning through once again.

You must remember, in the end, I always win.


f00kmattSUX: hi
f00kmattSUX: i fucked bonnie
MattMrHat: Hi
MattMrHat: ok
f00kmattSUX: when you guys were together
MattMrHat: k
*block*

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I f00ked Bonay: she was really wet, she said i was much better in bed and that i have a much larger penis, she said she would always be thinking of me when she was getting rode by u, i came in her quite a few times, i hope you didn't give her ne diseases i know how you like to fuck little girls these days, ones that are more used than my car and more abused that the way you've treated bonnie for the past god knows how long
MattMrHat: *yawn*
*block*

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YouLookMad: what's wrong
MattMrHat: wow
YouLookMad wants to send file mattpissed kodak moment.bmp.
MattMrHat: that name wasn’t taken?
YouLookMad: no
MattMrHat: impressive
YouLookMad: would u like it?
MattMrHat received C:Documents and SettingsMattDesktopmattpissed kodak moment.bmp.
MattMrHat: no thanks
YouLookMad: i can give it to you for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000
MattMrHat: ...
YouLookMad: u must buy IT!
YouLookMad: PLZ
YouLookMad: BUY IT
YouLookMad: IT IS THE NICE
MattMrHat: ok
MattMrHat: 3how can i pay you
YouLookMad: WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU?
MattMrHat: i dunno
MattMrHat: Who is this?
YouLookMad: IM THE GUY THAT FUCKS BONNIE NOW
YouLookMad: IT IS GOOD
MattMrHat: Haven’t I blocked you enough?
YouLookMad: SHE JIZZEZ ALL OVER MY HANDS
MattMrHat: She's fat dude.
MattMrHat: If you're into that sort of thing
MattMrHat: I wish you much luck
YouLookMad: THANK YOU MATT
MattMrHat: Anyway, can you please stop bothering me?
MattMrHat: You fuck Bonnie, ok.
MattMrHat: Great.
YouLookMad: IT IS MY JOB
MattMrHat: That's wonderful.
YouLookMad: IT WILL CALL YOU AT ODD HOURS OF THE NIGHT
YouLookMad: IT WILL BE GOOD
MattMrHat: I see Bonnie has risen her standards.
YouLookMad: I AM GOING TO FUCK HER TONIGHT
YouLookMad: WOULD YOU LIKE A COPY OF THE VIDEO
MattMrHat: Much Much higher. lol
YouLookMad: IT WILL BE NICE
MattMrHat: Nice, ok
YouLookMad: SHOULD I JUST LEAVE IT AT YOUR PLACE?
MattMrHat: ok
MattMrHat: So anyway, can I go now?
YouLookMad: I DON'T KNOW CAN YOU?
MattMrHat: yes
*block*

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Youlookreallymad: Mmmmmmmm........I think i am going to fuck her tonight! :-D
MattMrHat: Ok
MattMrHat: Enjoy.
Youlookreallymad: Would you like to join

MattMrHat: I think I will pass.
Youlookreallymad: You sure?????
MattMrHat: Yes.
MattMrHat: You talk like a five year old. You truly are right for her.
Youlookreallymad: Once lifetime opp. well for some its a twice in a lifetime....eh?
MattMrHat: You master of wit, please zing me again
Youlookreallymad: I hear that you dig minors?
MattMrHat: This time go 'LOL~~ I FUCK BONIE!!~'
MattMrHat: I enjoyed that.
Youlookreallymad: Narrr
MattMrHat: 18 is a minor?
MattMrHat: ok, then i do
Youlookreallymad: 15 i heard
MattMrHat: Not quite.
Youlookreallymad: O yeah
MattMrHat: You are misinformed
MattMrHat: Thank you for the interest in my page
Youlookreallymad: Thanx
MattMrHat: yep
Youlookreallymad: You are the best
MattMrHat: Thanks
MattMrHat: Anything else i can help you with?
MattMrHat wants to directly connect.
Youlookreallymad is now directly connected.
MattMrHat: TCP cactaur:4443 cm-24-161-30-95.nycap.rr.com:64614
MattMrHat: RR will be hearing from me.
Youlookreallymad direct connection is closed.
MattMrHat: Have a nice day.
*block*

Friday 22nd March 8:49AM matt

Bonnie.

Bonnie,

This is an open letter to you. I write this in hopes of making you finally realize how much you mean to me.

I enjoyed our relationship. It was fun, high school sweet hearts. I know we went through a lot, me cheating on you and all. I can’t make excuses for myself; it was my choice to do so. Thanks for taking me back every time, which was sweet. As easy as it was to use you, I felt bad. I knew you would never dump me; it’s just not in your nature. After a while, I realized you weren’t the person for me. You think all of this is recent, that when I dumped you 10 months ago, it was on a whim? Sorry to disappoint you, but my feelings faded for you soon after Monica. I can’t respect someone that will let me walk all over them like that.

After meeting your parents, and spending time with them, I realize the apple didn’t fall far from the tree. The utter hatred and simpleness your family shares is so sweet. I don’t know why you complain about them so much, after all, you are one of them. Fultonvile changed everything. I told you it would, and it did. I could go on about all the things I hated about you, but that would just be immature, wouldn’t it?

I don’t see what your sudden interest is in my life, or the people in it. I have friends, I have a girl friend, who I love with every part of my being, and no matter what you say, you will never change that. I run a successful .com company, and I am doing well in school. You like to compare Siena and HVCC? When someone offered me a 2 year education for absolutely free, I was more than happy to take it. You say they hand A’s out like water there? God damn it, where the fuck can I get me some of that water!

I know how you operate, it’s no surprise to me anything you do. You like to hint at things that never happened to attempt to make me jealous or angry. “I don’t hint at them Matt, they’re true.” They aren’t and I will never believe them. You are one big walking cliché. I will always remember the famous saying ‘Oh Matt, set me free!’ That was cutely pathetic in its own little way. You can’t hurt me anymore. I will be honest with you; it does hurt me sometimes, how everything played out. I feel bad about being so mean and abrupt about it all. Other times, I really wish I had used you more and gotten more out of you. I’m just an angry, vengeful person, I apologize.

What do you want me to do? Check your away messages looking for hints as to what you’re doing? Ask your friends where you are and who you’re with. I would, but I will never give you the satisfaction. Call me arrogant, but you can’t use a user. Your spiteful tactics are all for nothing. No one is watching. No one is worrying about what is happening with the other. I don’t care to be honest. Things that we shared are gone and tainted. The truth hurt didn’t it, to learn that you were never good enough in my eyes? To finally learn that everything you worried and cried about was true, that must have hurt. I never claimed to be a nice person, for I am not. I don’t care what you think, or your little friends think about me. You can bad mouth me behind my back till you’re blue in the face. I will never hear your insults or feel belittled by them. I won’t worry about what your bitter little heart will say.

You keep speaking to me. You begin with insulting me. Then you attempt to make me jealous. When I ignore you, you tell me you want to be friends again. You can’t expect me to respect you soon after that. Your way of going about things is all but new and exciting. Some things in life you have to let go, totally disassociate yourself with them. I know well after all has played through that it hurts to recall what has happened. You think of all that could have been and feel that dropping sensation in the pit of your stomach. As you said, life is funny like that.

Here is what I am going to do. I have blocked your names on AOL Instant Messenger. Your e-mail address has been banned. I globally banned your entire ISP’s IP range from our servers. I will leave peacefully. If you want to further this pointless and senseless feud, you will be the one losing. Don’t expect any further contact from me, I am walking away.

The game has been played. The winner has been proclaimed, and the crowd has left.

Yet you still remain.

Thursday 21st March 12:05PM matt

Richie, no.

MattMrHat: Let’s talk
wnt2rd: Mmkay.
MattMrHat: What’s up?
wnt2rd: I'm at work.
MattMrHat: aw
MattMrHat: I miss you
wnt2rd: You know I'm doing this for US.
MattMrHat: I wish it wasn’t so hard...:(
MattMrHat: I just need you to be with me more, i feel as though you care more about work than me
wnt2rd: No, you're wrong. You're the reason I'm working so much, to make these dreams of yours to come true.
wnt2rd: It's because of you, I work so much.
wnt2rd: Do you think I ENJOY being away from your ample bosom?
MattMrHat: I don't know Rich, I had a call today from a woman that said she has been 'working closely' with you...I don't know what to believe anymore...
MattMrHat: Before you kiss me good night each day when you get home from working late, I wonder what you were really doing...
wnt2rd: I was really working. She's a client of mine! I have to work with her in order to get the branch division bonus for our spring trip!
MattMrHat: Why would she call me Rich? I don't understand. She told me that I should let you have more 'freedom'.
MattMrHat: How do you explain the lipstick I found on your collar? Was that all to get that big bonus as well?
wnt2rd: Well I don't really know why she'd call you. But I'm sure it's just because she wants the account just as much as I do.
MattMrHat: Ya, well it seems last night meant nothing to you.
wnt2rd: Lipstick? She's just affectionate.
MattMrHat: Explain that one Richard.
wnt2rd: And what do you mean last night meant nothing to me!? Last night was great! What did we do again?
MattMrHat: Richard, you touched me in a way no other man has ever touched me. The feelings were so intense. I wanted the night to never end.
MattMrHat: Then I find all these letters and lip stick marks. Is it me? You haven't treated me the same since the accident
wnt2rd: Well maybe if you, you know shaved down there, I wouldn't look to other women.
wnt2rd: Not that I am looking to other women, I'm just saying, hypothetically.
MattMrHat: You know I like to be natural. I don’t like to do things to my body. Why should i have to change myself? I thought you loved me for me?
wnt2rd: I do honey, I'm just saying. I talked about it with all the other girls at the office, and they all think that it wouldn't hurt for you to at least try it.
wnt2rd: I mean, I am taking you on that trip to vegas for spring.
wnt2rd: SHAVE YOUR BUSH
wnt2rd: SHAVE YOUR BUSH YOU GOD DAMN WOMAN BITCH!

Wednesday 20th March 7:01PM matt

You hate me! Hoorj!

The web cam is a huge success. I now have an average of 40 more unique hits a day. Thanks to everyone for telling their friends to take a look see. The hate IM’s are pouring in. My block list has reached an all time high of 86. If you would like to join in the race to 100, please be my guest and IM me and act like a complete twat.

I got my refund cheque in the mail today. By my current rough estimations, I still owe $35 on my Credit Card. With the recent jump in business, the moneys are soon to be pouring in.

A lot of people are having trouble viewing the page. The reason for all of this is that I changed servers. My friend, who will remain nameless, gave my 250 Megs on a 100 mbit connection. The DNS is taking awhile to propagate. The web cam was eating up the bandwidth on Descrypt. In the process, I over loaded my USB bus. The fucking camera takes %80 of the USB’s resources. Plugging my digital camera in at the same time was creazy phat yo nigga!1

Monday 18th March 11:13AM matt

The Grudge.

ZeroGravitySE: http://www.planetcnc.com
ZeroGravitySE: where in the news ;-)
MattMrHat: why are you talking to me?
ZeroGravitySE: Because your my best friend...
ZeroGravitySE: :-)
MattMrHat: Tal told me everything you said.
ZeroGravitySE: Did he? lol
MattMrHat: You want to know why I didn’t fight you Corey?
MattMrHat: Because Tal told me not to.
MattMrHat: but now, fucking watch your back
ZeroGravitySE: Yeah ok, I'll be sure to tell tal how much of a dick he is for beinging up that to you
MattMrHat: You're fucking done asshole.
ZeroGravitySE signed off at 12:34:16 PM.

I'll be sure to fucking destroy you. You think you're something special? You're nothing but a waste of flesh. I hope you had fun attempting to bring me down. This time Corey, the fight is personal, and nothing will stop me. You just started something you can't handle. I wish you much luck in the future, because you'll need it.

Saturday 16th March 12:53PM matt

Web Cam.

I added this webcam today. I'll keep it on 24/7, oh joy. It refreshes every 5 seconds, so enjoy. I don't know if this is the best spot for it, but it stays above the news for now.

Friday 15th March 6:06PM matt

I am a sheep!

It’s almost time for another useless holiday! This time, Corporate America takes aim at everyone’s false sense of national pride. It’s one thing to make Christianity the religion of choice during the holidays, now, if your great great great mother’s uncle’s brother’s nephew fucked an Irish dog, you to can celebrate this waste of 24 hours! Its great being Irish and all, I know I pray and rejoice every day because I’m 24.7% Irish. As with every other holiday ever invented, Corporate America has totally capitalized on a seemingly innocent, festive day. It’s so cool how we can convince 15 year olds that you have to get drunk on this holiday or you aren’t really Irish or ‘popular’. How can you respect a system that spends millions and millions of dollars on anti-drinking ads and all that ‘friends don’t let friends’ bull shit, when we are displaying an image that if you don’t drink on this day, you aren’t cool? Irony, maybe, I would say it is more pathetic than anything else. Why must we look for an excuse to drink? How does drinking make you feel any better on St. Patrick’s Day, than any other day? Well, little Timmy, it doesn’t. It’s like going back to High School and entering a huge drinking party with people you don’t know who are throwing up on themselves and licking the carpet for a taste of the spilt beer. It’s as if this huge entity is telling us what to do and how to act. They’ve turned a holiday that was suppose to be about honoring some guy that died for what he believed in, to an excuse to get drunk and make a fool of your self. I hope that all of you that drink this weekend get run over by a drunk driver. I won’t have time to feel pity for you because I will be laughing too hard.

Thursday 14th March 5:48PM matt

Rock my hole fucker.

Like an inevitable train wreck, I had Computer Tech class today. What a waste of time. Today, we learned all about the wonderful art of using FDISK and formatting a hard drive. This old guy that was sitting next to me kept asking me how to change directories on his floppy disk. He asked me no less than 6 times the difference between forward and back slashes. I was trying to estimate how hard I would have to hit him in the back of the head to kill him. I think the keyboard would be an effective weapon of death. Installing Windows 3.11 is such a joy, I am so glad I woke up this morning. Where is my razor? Have you seen it? Damn.

Tal lost the bet. I thought it was the funniest thing ever. My strategy was to not mention the bet. I knew he would eventually forget about it and cuss at me. The $20 insult was ‘Why don’t you go eat a cock’. Sort of lack luster I guess, but it did the trick.

My my, looks like I am back to case modding again. This time the subject is my P2 450 ATX case. I sanded all the paint off it and I am leaving it bare. The naked virgin metal turns me on…mmmm…ohhhh…ahhh…uhhhh….OHHHHHH…AHHHH… That felt good. The goal is THIS.

Sara, I thought of a witty come back to say to Alicia. "It also seems someone has run over your face, but unfortunately, you survived."

Ziiing.

Wednesday 13th March 11:46AM matt

Ducky? :(

Aw, cheer up little ducky. Why so glum?

Suicide is the answer to everything.

Monday 11th March 7:38PM matt

Fuck dat nigga.

Visual121: our shit up?
MattMrHat: no
Visual121: rofl
Visual121: dude..
Visual121: aite if u aint gonna set us up
Visual121: then lets forget about it
MattMrHat: whatever you want
Visual121: i want a hosting
Visual121: can u give us the hosting yes or no
MattMrHat: what did I say
Visual121: i sent the email
Visual121: still no account
Visual121: we need this asap
Visual121: so we can go public
Visual121: when we go public
Visual121: is when we cna get u customers
MattMrHat: I have other things to do, since you are too cheap to pay, you come last. So be patient
Visual121: cheap to pay?
Visual121: rofl
Visual121: hahahaha
Visual121: aite fuck it
Visual121: we will go to krpyt
MattMrHat: well, arnt you?
Visual121: dude
Visual121: the way the deal was
Visual121: free hosting for us
MattMrHat: oh look, i have your phone number
Visual121: and u said if we get u 1 customer
Visual121: u give us more
Visual121: now ur saying we are 2 cheap
Visual121: oh look yea u do
Visual121: rofl
Visual121: thats my cell fone
MattMrHat: ok you Acroynm whore
Visual121: so either u stick to wut u said or we can call the deal off
MattMrHat: phone
Visual121: its isnt up to me its actually up to u
Visual121: u hold the account
Visual121: phone wut?
MattMrHat: No shit
Visual121: so.. u gonna activate the account
Visual121: or not?
MattMrHat: k
Visual121: why do u keep bringing up fone shit?
MattMrHat: ?
Visual121: I dont understand that part
MattMrHat: whats a fone?
Visual121: guess
Visual121: wut does it sound like?
MattMrHat: Is that ebonics?
Visual121: no its pig language
Visual121: pig/french
MattMrHat: Oh, are you black? Cause we dont host black people
Visual121: really?
Visual121: <----black as a mother fucker
MattMrHat: A mother fucker is black?
Visual121: u gonna activate it or not
MattMrHat: Visual121: so.. u gonna activate the account
Visual121: or not?
MattMrHat: k
Visual121: k?
Visual121: that ebonics?
MattMrHat: it will be done today
Visual121: u black?
Visual121: thanks
Visual121: everything enabled
MattMrHat: Yessir
Visual121: like all languages.database php,mysql
Visual121: how many megs u giving us?
MattMrHat: 200
Visual121: really?
Visual121: I asked for 150 but thx
MattMrHat: sure, i gotta help a fellow nigga out
MattMrHat: w3rd
Visual121: its word =
MattMrHat: fucken straight up
Visual121: and I aint a nigga
Visual121: srry
Visual121: white trash
Visual121: <--
MattMrHat: Fuck white people
Visual121: rgr
Visual121: i wish i was yellow
Visual121: or brown
Visual121: =)
MattMrHat: yes
Visual121: so I use FTP Pro correct?
MattMrHat: ah
Visual121: ah?
MattMrHat: sure
Visual121: i was wondering
Visual121: can u give me access to the file manager
Visual121: FTP is more for the database progs and shit
MattMrHat: www.descrypt.com read what we offer
Visual121: wuts the staff count
Visual121: for descypt
MattMrHat: I dont know
MattMrHat: more than 1
Visual121: wut is plesk or..
Visual121: how do we use it
MattMrHat: www.plesk.com
Visual121: how do we use it
Visual121: we get how many users for plesk?
MattMrHat: 1
Visual121: rofl
Visual121: haha
Visual121: bro..
Visual121: i say we over this
MattMrHat: You dont even know what the FUCK plesk is, now your laughing?
Visual121: ur giving us the shittiest hosting
Visual121: when we can give u customers
MattMrHat: What is plesk
MattMrHat: how does it work
MattMrHat: tell me
Visual121: i read the site
MattMrHat: What is plesk
Visual121: programs for servers
MattMrHat: that does what
Visual121: for us to connect to the file managers
MattMrHat: NOPE
Visual121: correct?????
Visual121: nope wut?
MattMrHat: It is site admin software. You get FTP access as well fool
Visual121: see i was told we get the best hosting, then once we get u customers we get more space
MattMrHat: NO
Visual121: then screw it.. we need good hosting
Visual121: we are a coast to coast league
MattMrHat: You get shit hosting till you prove to me why I shouldnt delete your little cs site
MattMrHat: Are you slow?
Visual121: we can get beter hosting from krypt
MattMrHat: You don't even know what you are talking about
Visual121: err
Visual121: actually
Visual121: I do
MattMrHat: Do you know the differece between PLESK and FTP
Visual121: plesk I dont know
MattMrHat: no
Visual121: Visual121: plesk I dont know
MattMrHat: How are we 'not good hoasting'
Visual121: u are good hosting
Visual121: but ur giving us shitty hosting
Visual121: u offer great hosting
Visual121: ur premium is nice
MattMrHat: Visual121: ur giving us the shittiest hosting

MattMrHat: HM
Visual121: but ur giving us shitty hosting
MattMrHat: Man, fuck this
MattMrHat: Go away.
Visual121 signed off at 3:19:30 PM.

Monday 11th March 3:21PM matt

Picture Thread!

HERE
HERE

Choke.

Sunday 10th March 11:30PM matt

Bitches love me cause they know that I can rock!

It’s rare that I enjoy a concert. I must say, Mindless Self Indulgence fucking rocks. By far the best one dollar show I’ve ever been to. If you’ve even heard of them before, you can probably understand the show. Highlights; the guitarist wanted someone to piss on his guitar. He jumped off the stage and walked to the bathroom and waited for someone to fulfill his request. After about 5 minutes he returned to the stage and demand for someone to come up and piss on his guitar. The first man gets up there, pulls his pants downs and gets ‘stage fright’. The second guy got up and pissed all over his guitar and himself. Everyone was surely happy. The drummer and bassist were hot. The drummer didn’t do much, but the bassist put lighter fluid in her mouth and spit fire. She also got up to the front of the stage then let everyone feel her up.

‘This is the part of the show where I make out with everyone in the room! Let’s go from right to left, but, ah, fuck, I’m dyslexic.’ He proceeded to make out with every one in the front row. By this point of the show he was wearing a fishnet baby doll t-shirt and black boxers with see through pink underwear under them. As if coming out to open the show with a jacket that said ‘FULL OF SHIT’ on it wasn’t enough. My favourite part was when the guitarist walked behind me. He was just mindlessly walking through the crowd. The part where they threw out stuffed animals was fun too.

Other news, I bet Tal $60 that he can’t go a day without swearing. The sad part is, he really thinks he can do it. There is no way in hell he can last 5 minutes, let alone 24 hours without cussing. Easiest cash I’ve ever made. Even better than that Pyramid scheme. Ziing.

Faggot Faggot Faggot.

Sunday 10th March 1:33AM matt

Everyday I die a little more.

ZeroGravitySE: Experince owns all
MattMrHat: I often talk to strangers about the MOTD
MattMrHat: Experience
MattMrHat: e
ZeroGravitySE: you talk to strangers about the motd?
MattMrHat: by doing this, im helping you become a better person.
MattMrHat: I WAS MOCKING YOU COREY
ZeroGravitySE: lol you know someone said that to me a long time ago
MattMrHat: Jesus, lol
ZeroGravitySE: I was busten you, rofl
ZeroGravitySE: I'm a dirty dog
MattMrHat: ‘busten me’? Im sorry, what? I'm not big on Ebonics
MattMrHat: You're pathetic.
MattMrHat: That's all.
ZeroGravitySE: Yeap all those sqeezers you run with are supid crash...
MattMrHat: squeezers?
ZeroGravitySE: ;-)
MattMrHat: wtf is a squeezer
ZeroGravitySE: not squeezer
ZeroGravitySE: sqeezer
MattMrHat: ZeroGravitySE: Yeap all those sqeezers you run with are supid crash...

That makes NO sense what so ever
MattMrHat: +s
ZeroGravitySE: It does if you have street smarts
MattMrHat: HAHAHAHAH
MattMrHat: Street smarts?
ZeroGravitySE: I typo more then misspell
ZeroGravitySE: I just abreviate things
MattMrHat: than
ZeroGravitySE: Nah I like then better sounds cooler =)
MattMrHat: Abbreviate
MattMrHat: K!
ZeroGravitySE: your really a pound of joints...
MattMrHat: You're funnier than shit at 1 am
ZeroGravitySE: you wanted to learn ebonics
MattMrHat: What?
ZeroGravitySE: I know it
MattMrHat: Dude, shut the fuck up. You're making yourself look even more like a fool
ZeroGravitySE: I have too, its 80% of my good customers
ZeroGravitySE: they come in
ZeroGravitySE: with more money then your house, car, family is worth
ZeroGravitySE: hehe
MattMrHat: You master reseller you
MattMrHat: THAN
ZeroGravitySE: then
MattMrHat: Grammar++;
ZeroGravitySE: C++
ZeroGravitySE: 1337
MattMrHat: You learn C yet, at your hot school?
ZeroGravitySE: Nah
ZeroGravitySE: C is old
MattMrHat: Oh boy
MattMrHat: hahahahahhahaha
ZeroGravitySE: New languages out
MattMrHat: Like what Corey
ZeroGravitySE: Hmmm
MattMrHat: Enlighten me.
ZeroGravitySE: I had em written down
ZeroGravitySE: I forgot the new ones
ZeroGravitySE: I'm taking classes for them soon
ZeroGravitySE: I'm not good with names
MattMrHat: Like Cobol?
ZeroGravitySE: No thats old, old
MattMrHat: and livescript
ZeroGravitySE: Nah I'll give you the web page tomorrow
ZeroGravitySE: I was thinking about learning them
MattMrHat: ha
MattMrHat: Learn C first
ZeroGravitySE: Its the wave for gaming development
MattMrHat: It isn’t old
ZeroGravitySE: C is a joke..
MattMrHat: Why is C a joke
ZeroGravitySE: I already did massive research on this stuff
ZeroGravitySE: Its out of date with the new things coming out
MattMrHat: GAMES ARE WRITEN IN C COREY
ZeroGravitySE: Not all games
MattMrHat: OPENGL IS LIKE C
MattMrHat: What new things
ZeroGravitySE: Hmm... that might be soo..
MattMrHat: It is so, C is the base of EVERYTHING
ZeroGravitySE: Like I said, I just don't feel like going through it all, so mock me all you want, I don't feel like explaining it all, =)
ZeroGravitySE: Which in your terms it just means I don't know shit ;-)
ZeroGravitySE: which is fine.
MattMrHat: Exactly.
MattMrHat: You can't win, why even try.
ZeroGravitySE: Thats my old saying
MattMrHat: ok.
ZeroGravitySE: I used to say that in quake 2
MattMrHat: But I can win over you.
ZeroGravitySE: Nothing to win at, rofl

Friday 8th March 11:04AM matt

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Thursday 7th March 4:59PM matt

My penis is bigger than yours!

Seems the ‘godfather’ is angry that he didn’t read the TOS and lost his game server. Lets see what this highly intelligent young man has to say!

ThEgOdFaThEr1212: hello??
descrypt com: you told me you were under 18, so no.. your server is gone...
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: your a faggot
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: your so fucking gay its unbelieveable
descrypt com: yeah, i know :/
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: i really hope somebody bombs your house
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: and kills your
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: because if i knew where you would i would have you killed
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: so fast
descrypt com: hahaha....
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: OMG i wish you lived by me
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: it wouldn;t be funny
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: you would die by tomorrow night
descrypt com: you're probably 12 years old and haven't reached puberty yet, regardless, if you ever fronted me i would fucking wreck you
descrypt com: im black belt in 2 martial arts, brown in one, and defend my college wrestling team heavyweight record
descrypt com: so please, fuck off.
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: haha
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: so yoru a fat ass person with no life
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: got ya
descrypt com: haha.. you guessed it! :-)
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: please i would fucking WRECK you in wrestling
descrypt com: thats a joke.
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: im a 2 time state champ
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: you fucking pussie
descrypt com: im have a 13/2 record
descrypt com: i would destroy you
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: i was 29-1
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: youfucking pussie
descrypt com: sure you were
descrypt com: this isnt CS you know
descrypt com: you dont have 29/1 in wrestling
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: hahah
descrypt com: unless you weigh 13295829043 pounds
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: OK
descrypt com: and have your own weight class
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: you think that
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: ok
descrypt com: i will.
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: think what you want
descrypt com: now fuck off.
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: what college you go to
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: Fuck me up the ass??
descrypt com: heh.. go away little boy.
descrypt com: i wouldnt want to call mommy and email her this conversation :/
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: iw ill tell her everything that happend
descrypt com: please do.
descrypt com: she will consider you retarded that you didnt read the TOS
descrypt com: and disown you.
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: and mommie and daddie would go to daddies work and sue your ass
descrypt com: daddy?
descrypt com: learn to spell.
descrypt com: what grade are you in?
descrypt com: 2nd?
descrypt com: or do you just have the iq of a second grader?
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: yeah
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: i do
descrypt com: i figured.
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: yup
descrypt com: so i have no business talking to you
descrypt com: bye.
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: im sorry that i don't fuck people up that ass liek you
descrypt com: even if i DID fuck people up the ass, you would be the last person to change my mind
descrypt com: you're a senseless kid, you talk/spell like a child
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: wow that hurt
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: im sorry
descrypt com: i bet you are zit faced, ugly, and have an ugly bitch.
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: i may go cry now
descrypt com: i guess
descrypt com: now stop iming me
descrypt com: or i will block you.
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: block me you pussy and go run and take peoples money i can't wait till you die im gonna go dig your faggotie ass up and piss on your face
descrypt com: ooo, i didnt know you were into that kind of stuff :>
descrypt com: btw, "faggotie" is not a word.
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: ok
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: just remeber my name
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: Gary Cadigan
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: you will see me in pro baseball
descrypt com: let me write that down...
descrypt com: hahahaha
descrypt com: weee
descrypt com: pro baseball man...
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: and i will give you $$ to come out and see me
descrypt com: k.
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: ok
descrypt com: BYE NOW
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: im in 11th and i have full ride to Florida State
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: so suck my dick queer
descrypt com: full ride?
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: yeah
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: i don't pay for my education
descrypt com: you're on welfare?
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: because they do for me playing baseball
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: hahaha
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: i have more $$ in my pocket thenyou have in your account
descrypt com: doubtful.
descrypt com: 3/5/02 Checking Balance: $76,023.56
descrypt com: yeah?
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: well im 74 off
descrypt com: funny.
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: yeah
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: see were starting new leauge
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: and Pepsi is sponsoring us
descrypt com: look, dont talk to me.. go eat shit and die.
descrypt com: i dont care about you
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: and i got a check the other day for 3,000
descrypt com: or what you do.
descrypt com: so go bother someone else you crackwhore.
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: so i spent some on severs already
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: STFU your fucking gay ass fudgepacker
descrypt com: haha.. you are so easy to piss off :-)
descrypt com: ok.. now stop iming me
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: well im more pissed off when i get riped off
descrypt com: you should have read the TOS
descrypt com: you should have given me respect
descrypt com: maybe you'll learn next time.
descrypt com: besides.. if my service was SO bad, why would you want to keep it?
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: i don't want to
descrypt com: so whats the problem?
descrypt com: you werent gonna play on it, so why would i keep it running?
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: matches
descrypt com: BUT ITS LAGGY
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: yeah well
descrypt com: oh well... its too late brother.. should have given me respect when i first asked...
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: its better then playing in a server with GSCaurd 6.31
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: you should have given me back my $$ when i asked it
descrypt com: i dont give refunds
descrypt com: thats on the TOS too
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: it doesn't say that
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: where
ThEgOdFaThEr1212: show me
descrypt com: read it carefully, before i make you look stupid again.

Tuesday 5th March 10:25PM matt

Follow up.

As the subject says, this is a follow up to the top mattkelly.com searches. Some pretty sick fucks, eh? Here is what I am going to do. I am posting a list of words and seeing how many lonely middle aged men come and visit my site (you too Jeanie).

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Monday 4th March 1:34AM matt

Feb. Top Searches!


Top 17 of 17 Total Search Strings

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Saturday 2nd March 9:58AM matt

BEAR SEX




I like bears. They are so cute! *blink*

Saturday 2nd March 9:38AM matt

Anger++;

I am so pissed off right now. I have no idea why. I normally have these fits of anger once in awhile. It’s like I just want to fucking rip someone’s spleen out and shove it down their throat. I really wish someone would start a fight with me. I have all these anger problems, but it’s funny! Maybe I could chase you down with a shovel and beat your face in till you are as pretty as Jeanie Carioto! She is a fat bitch. I’d love to watch her die. I don’t even think about her anymore, but that still doesn’t mean I have forgotten. I hope one day her BDSM fetish brings her an early demise. I hate Kathleen too! She’s a whiney little bitch. She can’t keep her mouth shut. It’s amazing, even though she has nothing to say and all her ramblings are meaningless, she somehow is allowed to live. This angers me. I hate arDon too! I wish that stupid fuck would realize he’s an ugly little twat that no one likes. I wish he would take all his teenage angst and go do something productive with it. Getting a hair cut would be splendid!

If you are reading this, this one is for you. HERE YOU FUCKER!

Wednesday 27th February 11:51PM matt

Ziiiing!

I post one little sentence on a webpage and I get a slew of non-sense emails. Instead of writing one email to insult me, she needs to send three. She has to send an individual email for each separate insult? Heh, the 'nastiness' she threatened was cluttering my inbox?

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From: bonnie@aol.com
To: matt@cactaur.com
Sent: Sunday, February 24, 2002 8:02 PM
Subject: Re:

hooray for taking the class I took in HIGH school (general psych) lol only I took it at an acclaimed school, you take it at HVCC.


bang

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----- Original Message -----
From: bonnie@aol.com
To: matt@cactaur.com
Sent: Sunday, February 24, 2002 8:03 PM
Subject: Re:

Better than yours? LOL because an HVCC doesn't really mean much. I'd shoot myself in the head if I got less than a 4.0 at HVCC because they hand them out like water. Secondly, the semester is HARDLY over. :)

That is, IF you want to get personal.

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----- Original Message -----
From: bonnie@aol.com
To: matt@cactaur.com
Sent: Sunday, February 24, 2002 8:06 PM
Subject: (no subject)

siena > hvcc


The 13th grade!! hooray for shit schools!! Nice of you to write nice things about me on your page. I guess I'll have to do a little nastiness of my own :D

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Obviously, if nothing else, at the College of Siena they teach the art of the run on sentence. I like ‘HVCC’ a whole lot better than Siena. Siena is in the middle of nowhere, with its stupid elitist cliques. Being yourself is not allowed there. You have to fit in to the ‘Hi, like I'm rich! Wanna go like drink!?’ clique. If you wanted to prove that you are an ignorant buffoon that needs to send 3 separate emails to accomplish the same dry old insult, then you have succeeded. Way to go!

Sunday 24th February 10:18PM matt

Checkmate.

I WIN!!111

Sunday 24th February 5:38PM matt

Fools.

If you want to verbally attack me, please come prepared. Pathetic attempts at self gratification are sickening. Better luck next time mate.

Bonniesux: Considering i've gotten a 4.0 in every english class I'e ever taken

IRONY!

Sunday 24th February 4:56PM matt

Ow, my spleen!

Want to know why driving sucks? Oh, what’s that pain in my lower abdomen? Either my spleen has just ruptured, or it’s time for another rant!

The number of times a day I am almost killed is astonishing. I’m driving, normal day, same normal streets, nothing different. I drive up this street and wait at the light for about 20 seconds. I’m bobbing my head to some music on the radio, the light turns green. I look up and there is this decrepit looking 40 year old, ugly as sin, fat fuck man crossing the street. I slow to let him go, because I’m nice like that. He gives me this god awful look. He looked like he just had a rectal examine at a local hospital and the metal prod got stuck in his lower intestine. He started waving his arms and telling me to go ahead, all this while he gives me a look of disgust. You’re all highly intelligent people right? Want to guess what happens next? I pull up and yell every curse word I could possibly think up in 6 seconds. Oh boy, trust me, there are a lot of words I can say in 6 seconds. On top of that, I gave him the finger! The originality was flowing today!

I need a new way to insult someone while I’m driving. Giving the finger is just so passé. I was thinking of rigging up this water gun filled with pig’s blood to my car. What better way to say ‘FUCK YOU’ than by spaying a person with pig’s blood? Then I thought, maybe I could just spray them with urine.

Urine is funny and smelly!

Sunday 24th February 1:44AM matt

Digg.

Hi.

Lately, I’ve been really busy with everything, the business, school, people in general. I feel like I don’t have anytime to myself. I’m surprised that I’m doing so well in school. I got three A’s and a B. Getting an A in financial accounting is a miracle all in itself. I still haven’t made any friends at school though. I have a hard time making the first move to talk to people. I have enough stuff going on now anyway. More friends would just make everything harder, right? In any case, I have no stories and nothing to say.

You’re a mother fucking piece of shit, and you’ll never amount to nothing.

Friday 22nd February 11:58PM matt

i amn't dumb,

I'm bored, and there is nothing going on. Here is another fun filled post from my old buddy Corey Betz. Enjoy.

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Westwood comes out with another hit and for once I'm going to stick by where I came from. one of the first big games I ever played was Command and Conquer Thru a modem and DOS. Now we can play as if I was on the battle field which changes all the rules because I'm no dumb, dumb when it comes to C&C. I grew up with this crap and some of the tactics do still apply for this first person shooter game, so leading a clan based on it is going to be a lot more fun then Counter-Strike was ever. I know everyone knows us for Counter-Strike and how we owned everyone, but the truth is I really didn't care to much, and and now that C&C renegade is closing in and my friends are getting involved again I am coming to a conclusion that this game is going to be a hot thing. I have that feeling just like I had that feeling when I first played Team Fortress Beta in Quake 1, and I had that feeling when I played Counter-strike when it was first released for Half-life. The web page will be finished with all its content no empty pages, by the end of the week, I want maybe to finish it up today and just keep making things, I'm going to upload everything at once, so this is going to be the last news for a while. RUN ON?? We have a Temp server that goes up when I'm not home that can carry 8 people for the demo, currently I'm talking to some people about getting a server 0-day, no joke. If we get real involved we might get 2 servers, where 1 is friendly fire, and the other isn't. Friendly Fire in this game seems to be better then counter-strike where you die, and sit and watch that person walk away. But I'm going to have to recruit some people I can trust to watch over the servers. Trust me when I say this clan is only going to get better, and better. I am running it like a club though, we will enter tournaments, win or lose we will post our record. Mostly its just going to be matches, and when a real tournament comes up we will look into paying for the entrance fee and kicking some butt. Then when Warcraft 3 comes out I will be making maps non-stop like I did for Starcraft its just this time I won't be such a kid with the storylines, I'll really make my own worlds. Where going to base a small Elite players clan off that, but nothing huge, maybe 10 people maxed allowed to join for that. That will be all though, the rest of the games, I will be playing but I don't think any of them are going to be clan worthy. Maybe when Doom 3 comes out, that's going to change a whole new level of gaming. Again I just typed this out without re-reading this so if there are grammar errors and spelling errors, to bad, I was in a rush.
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I speak for the entire human race when I say, please don't breed.

Monday 18th February 2:35PM matt

It's like new!

New look, new feel, yet I still hate you.

Sunday 17th February 1:52AM matt

Slit.

I have no intention of writing jack shit for this page till I get the new design up. I hate this design and you as well. If you would be so kind as to slit your wrist, that would be swell.

I was driving home tonight, it was cold and dark. I’m driving down a one way street. This lady stops her car in the middle of the road and puts her hazard lights on. Now, I have no problem with someone double parking, but doing it in the middle of the road is another story. As I pass the car with about 4 inches between me and the curb, I give the bitch the finger. Not just a quick finger, no. I stopped the car along side her and gave her the finger and screamed every single obscenity I could think of. I proceeded to drive away, laughing my ass off. The lady then flashes her high beams on me. I was about 300 feet from her car at the time. Acting out of pure aggression, I stopped my car and rolled the window down and gave her the finger yet again. It was fun at the time. *A high speed chase ensued soon there after!

There is this lady in my Psychology class. She’s one of those people that is hideously ugly and yet still likes to brag about how she is on 5 separate medications for depression. She goes as far as to say she drinks herself to sleep each night. *I normally feel a brief sense of pity for people like this. In her case, I simply loathe her very existence. I hate when people interrupt the teacher to tell a stupid personal story that has nothing to do with anything. When the teacher asks a rhetorical question, she is the first to answer just loud enough for everyone to hear. When I see her everyday walking in the room with that deranged look on her face, (much like the look of a cat about to get hit by a truck) I cringe. She always wears long sleeve shirts. I never thought that this was odd, or ever even noticed until today. She pulled her sleeves up and all I saw was razor marks. Not just one or two, but literally rows of 2 inch razor cuts going all the way up to her elbow and quite possibly higher. It was truly a horrid sight indeed. From now on, I’m sitting far away from her.


*no

Thursday 14th February 12:42AM matt

The Grudge.

A new site design is in the works. I’m sick of this one and the box and square look. I figure I’ll just go back to the angry dark scary look. It suits me a lot better anyway. Here is a mocked conversation between ‘rug’ and I over the past 4 months. It tells the story of why he’s a prick. READ.

Matt: Spectre is cool, lets get him a present!

rug: XBOX!

Matt: I have not the money, RTCW?

rug: OK! ILL SEND YOU $50!

matt: ok!

--1month later--

matt: wtf send me the money i need it

rug: whatever i sent it

Matt: I didnt get it cancel it and send it again (cheque)

rug: ok!

-1 month later-

Colon: rug money for ES

rug: FUCK YOU TOM NO MONEY

colon: I forgive you

/me starts to have trust issues

matt: money rug?

rug: i sent it again

-1 month later-

matt: money?

rug: I sent it

matt: ya

ruh: IM LEAVING FOR 3 MONTHS HERE ARE ALL MY USERNAMES AND PASSWORD! YOU OWN THEM NOW!!!

matt: ok, ill change the passwords incase im hacked.

-2weeks-

rug: fuck you matt ! YOU CHANGED MY PASSWORDS!

matt: you said you werent coming back dip shit so i changed them for security

rug: I WANNA MAKE the wf forums db into an elucid system support forum/

matt: FUCK NO IM NOT LETting YOU!

rug: I CALLED VB AND THEY GAVE ME THE PASSWORD, FUCK YOU MATT

matt: I dont care, Im hosting wf since you didnt seem to give a fuck

--1 month later--

rug: descrypt sucks, you should spend 50,000 and get a oc3 and buy a datacenter you suck

matt: Descrypt is a hobby. I don't care if it is uber successful. Least it's better than ES.

Rug: you still suck.

Matt: Tal, come to #worms and explain to rugz that we do this for fun because i dont know 1337 hosting talk like you

tal: ok best friend matt, wanna go to subway later?

matt: k

-- irc --
*--tal joins IRC--#

Tal: fuck you rug you nigger jew!

rug: your mom

tal: your moms a nigger

rug: my mom is dead,

matt: uh...

rug: IM BANNING MATT FROM WF BECAUSE I CANT TRUST HIM

matt: thats mature.

rug: HAHA I MOVE WF-FORUMS BEHIND YOUR BACK!

matt: neat.

rug: I blame my childhood!! I have to get everything i want and be in control!!!

matt: neat.

rug: SO HAHA ILL GIVE YOU ADMIN WHEN I CAN TRUST YOU

matt: neat. You still fucked my out of $50.

rug: I dont have the $ now even though i spend 400$ on playboy pool balls.

matt: Neat, but my name isnt colon.

ziing.

Monday 11th February 10:50AM matt

GAMES!

Seems Corey Betz is at it again. His mislead antics always seems to make me giggle. This offering is from his ‘clan’ message board. I warn you, we are obviously dealing with someone of a much superior intellect.

“ZeroGravity writes:

We are currently looking for people who are willing to play Co-op With us in Serious Sam 2, it came out today and will be looking for people who can play these type of games. The important of playing other games besides our main games is because where a multiple game clan. SS2 won't be our main game but it surely will be a side game to play with anyone in the clan in the future, it got great reviews and seems to be fun.”

As always, I have highlighted the grammatical errors. This king of the run-on sentences seems to like games. The game he like are games that are played on a computer, and he runs a game clan, and they play games for fun, they play lots of games that seems to be cool games. Oh, the irony.

Saturday 9th February 11:47AM matt

L A N

Nikki Taylor is helping me cope with my loneliness. Her boobies keep me infinitely entertained and excited, all at the same time! I worked on some buttons for this site, as well as a banner. The buttons are on the left navigation bar for all you fucks that are too hopped up on ‘eX’ to realize that.

My stomach hurts. The Mexican food I ate last night isn’t happy with me. It wants to exit my body as quickly as possible. It’s like I had little Mexican babies in my intestines and they wanted to come out and say hello. Much to their dismay, I did what every teenage mother does; I flushed them down the toilet. Only difference being, there was no coat hanger involved. Ouch!

Moving forward, I was in PC tech class today, and there was this fat Italian guy in the front of the room. He was all made up with his cool pleather jacket, 30 pounds of gold platted necklaces and enough hair grease to fit his head inside Jeanie’s ass. Apparently, he was some old guy that took the course last year and decided he would grace us with his presence and bestow his vast fountain of knowledge upon us. It was exciting! He told us that there is this company called Duron and they make these things called ‘Central computer processor chips’. He also told us about the new RW-Hard drives! It was all a bit much for me, I felt light headed and oddly aroused by all this new information. I mean, a Rewritable hard drive? That’s so cool! He went on to tell us about this nifty class he’s taking now called ‘L-A-N’. In this ‘L-A-N’ class, they teach you how to ‘hook two computer systems together’! He told us 5 times that L-A-N meant local area network. Saying ‘LAN’ as a word must be too easy, he had to pronounce each letter. He told us that after this class, he will be able to connect two ‘computer systems’ together and be able to show off his ability to say the letters L A N in sequential order! As soon as I come up with $2,000 to take that course, I want to be cool and greasy like him! His name was Jerry Saligiano. He is what makes America great! God bless him.

Hot Goth Chick!

Friday 8th February 1:00AM matt

Happy Birthday to me!

After being alive for 20 years, I’ve come to the ultimate conclusion that everyone sucks! It didn’t take me that long to figure that out, but eh. Moving forward, the Sevendust concert was alright. Not nearly as cool as the time I saw Spine Shank and Orgy and my ‘date’ got piss drunk and puked on her self in the bathroom. I could only be so lucky to live that again. No such luck this time I’m afraid. I enjoyed Gravity Kills more actually. Even though they played 4 songs and said fuck you and left, they still rocked.

Another fun day in my A+ class, I actually spoke up. To my teacher’s dismay, I knew more than he did. He evidently totally forgot that the AMD Thunderbird series existed. He also had no idea what the AMD MP series was. He stutters and mumbles so much I’m surprised he didn’t swallow his own tongue, although that would be a welcomed relief.

A lot has happened the past few days; people that still have the high school mentality still manage to astound me. They have big mouths and an even smaller sense of self-esteem. It makes me smile when they are put in their place. All I have to say to them is :)

Finally, I’d like to end this post with the ever popular picture of me in my natural state. Enjoy.

HERE

Monday 4th February 1:42PM matt

usux

I massively updated the AIM section of the page. All my good stuff has finally seen the light of day. Don’t expect another update for awhile. I’m currently thinking about site improvements. I know nothing will come of it, but it’s fun thinking about things that I could do if I wasn’t lazy.

Descrypt.com will be 90% up by Sunday evening. At least that is my goal. I have been pondering some advertising campaigns, if you can even call putting flyers on people car windows a campaign. Our server will be back up at full volume tomorrow. They were supposed to come today at 4pm, but the called at 4:45 and canceled. They are so polite and thoughtful. TW/RR promised, for a 4th time, that they’ll be at our office tomorrow at 11am to fix their fuck up.

Tal and I were mackin’ down tha street, lookin’ for them hoes tonight. This Rent-a-Way truck pulled a U-Turn right in front of my car and almost hit us. We saw the 1-800-hows-my-driving bumper sticker and felt compelled to call and complain. We told the nice lady that this crazy man pulled a U-turn in the middle of a busy street with icy roads and we had to swerve off the road to avoid being hit. We went on to say the man spun out on a persons front lawn then speeded away. It feels good to get someone fired!

I hope you choke.

Saturday 2nd February 1:39AM matt

I liked the Pickles.

I’m trying to find reasons not to go to sleep. I spent most of my morning in PC repair class. It’s such a joke, I already know all of the stuff, yet they subject me to learning how many pins a socket PGA-370 has. It’s even funnier because you don’t even know, do you?

I seem to be a big draw for the Jews and minorities. They love asking me questions. This one woman (that looked like she was hit in the face repeated with a shovel) asked me if an ISA extender card was RAM. I bit my tongue and politely said no. Of course, in my mind I was swearing up and down at the utter lack of intelligence displayed. Hell, she was a minority, what did I expect? Another dark skinned genius asked me what the clock speed of a Pentium-90 was. I asked him to guess, he replied ’90?’ I then told him he won the game. He laughed and thought I was a bit crazy. Of course I’m crazy, crazy enough to smash him in the head with the full tower case and laugh at him as he bled on the floor. I would then proceed to asphyxiate the man with a PS/2 mouse cable till the big muscle guy named Carlos ripped my death grip around his neck free.

It’s ever so boring… depressing really. Same classes everyday, same stupid people everyday asking stupid questions. The ‘Same shit, different day’ theory really holds true. I get so angry. Sitting in a desk watching people move is aggravating to me. Watching these pathetic trash fucks attempt to look educated enrages me. Much like when ghetto ‘people’ (if you can even classify then as human beings) walk in front of my car. Do they understand that if I turn my wheel one single inch in their direction, I can instantly kill them? They put so much trust in me; they walk almost into my car as a speed by them. I a wait the day when I get angry enough to stop my car and pull out my wrench and chase them down the street while onlookers cheer because I’m about to rid society of another worthless pair of chromosomes.

Ziing.

Wednesday 30th January 11:46PM matt

Blue

HERE

Tuesday 29th January 10:53PM matt

HEH

Not much going on as of late. It seems I have a secret admirer. This highly educated person attempted to contact me and mock my secretly obtained photo of Jeanie Carioto with Bin Laden. Who ever it was seemed to have attempted some type of witty email, yet horridly failed. I normally don’t get hate mail, but when I do its some no balls fat kid that likes to hide behind super secret yahoo email names. Of course, most of the words were spelled partially correct (their sausage fingers must have prevented them from typing the correct combination of keys evidently).

darkdarkdawn@yahoo .com, try and grow some balls instead of killing the art of wit with your pathetic attempt at forming sentences. Instead of emailing me, think of all the other exciting activities you could be partaking in. Such as, dying of cancer or putting your hand in a blender. Maybe even the ever popular slitting your own wrist to eradicate your inferior genes from the world. Which ever fun filled endeavor you choose remember, the round long part of the pistol points toward your head.

Thanks for playing.

Monday 28th January 12:31AM matt

Boom!

You are the monkey!

Sunday 27th January 2:42AM matt

O M E G

HERE

I knew Jeanie was in on it!

Friday 25th January 7:47PM matt

I'm not getting sued!

Me:

"As stated 7 previous times, I want my account closed. I just received an account statement and another letter filled with marketing information.

I don’t know what you all have against me; you accuse me of sending you newsletters or something to that effect. You supply no evidence and get the ‘Prudential High Tech Investigation Unit’ on me. I really had to laugh at them.

I demand to have my account permanently closed. I do not want to receive any account statements or marketing materials ever again. I also want my W2 tax forms sent to me ASAP. I have no idea what little games you are playing over there, but not sending the forms to me when I request them (or Jan 31st) is illegal. Instead of making up faulty claims against me, how about you fulfill my requests and be done with me?

I’ll say it again so maybe you will understand. I want my account forever closed, and my W2 tax forms sent to me before Jan. 31st. After that date I will contact the proper authorities and report this refusal of Distribution. I wanted to email you before I contact Mr.Bobo. Thanks a bunch.

Good Day.
Matt Kelly"

Them:
------------------------------------

Mr. Kelly,

I received your email and have attempted to call you a number of times.
Unfortunately you have no answering machine and no one at xxx-xxx-xxxx picks up the phone. At this point in time I will accept your explanation
as quoted below:

"If you which to make this accusation against me and harass me, show me proof before doing so. Whoever was doing this 'harassing' could have simply spoofed their IP address or used a 'proxy' server to fake the originating source of the mailings. Maybe I should disable my IIS server, bet it was code red 'hackers' hacking me. I might have one of those virus's that attacks all the people in my email address book. I guess, I shouldn't have opened that file with multiple extensions. I will look into that for you Mike. If there is a virus, I will clean it immatedatly. Sorry for whatever you think I did wrong. Thank you for the information."

Being that the source of the subscriptions as provided to me by several cooperating list serve providers shows the origination IP address as 66.66.208.18 (cactaur), then perhaps someone has used your computer to carry this out. In any event, I appreciate you taking the time to review your security settings so that this does not happen again. If you need assistance in securing your system perhaps I can be of some help.

As for your account, it has been closed. Your tax statement is being mailed to you today. This should satisfy your requests. If there are any other issues for which you find it necessary to contact Prudential Financial I will be your single point of contact.

Michael T. Geraghty
Vice President
High Technology Investigations
Prudential Financial
751 Broad St.
Newark, NJ 07102"

Friday 25th January 2:35PM matt

ovrh8095yhg$%

So many responses from that Jeanie post. I got like 5 emails calling me a ‘loser’. Thank you for proving me right!

In any case, I still have to fix this page up. The nav bar still needs minor tweaking and I need to add some new images to the front intro page. I have no idea if I should add more content. I don’t think there is much more I could possibly add other than ‘ ShOuT OutZ: Yo Nigz!! My BrO Nig DeVeN WhAtZ u^ DAwG!!@ MOllYz U B mI BytcCH GUrL@#$!’ I will be updating the conversations page, again. I have about six of them to add. They are mostly the ever so popular ‘I hate you, lol fag’ conversations. You know, they never get old. I’m sorry, but I can’t respect some one that is too lazy or fucked on eX to type the word ‘you’ or ‘are’ out. I know your sausage fingers prevent you from hitting the proper keys a lot of the time, but the two extra letters make you look less like a fat ill educated fuck. I love you all the same.

Friday 25th January 9:35AM matt

F

I’m pissed, here is what happened. The Descrypt hard drive died. The thing was a Maxtor 5400rpm 40 gig. It was 20 days old, and it died. We lost everything, the only back up we had was from Christmas. It took me awhile to fix this site and get things back to normal. Everything is cool now; our business is mostly Co-Lo’s anyway.

Going to the mall and playing Tekken is greatly under rated. It’s actually quite fun. I went tonight with Tal and played for a bit. I’m not nearly as obsessed as he is, but its fun none the less. He may have the advantage over me in Tekken, but he’s afraid to admit I own him in Power Stone, DOA 2 and Red Faction. Oh, the humanity!

In other news, Jeanie is a fat fucking twat. I hate when people I don’t like read my page, or read my away messages. I often wonder if they have anything better to do with their lives. Jeanie doesn’t, that’s for sure. I’ve been told that she takes screen shots of my site and saves them on her computer. For what purpose, have no idea, evidence maybe? I couldn’t guess as to what. Any half wit can fake a screen shot. She’s simple really; she doesn’t understand that nothing on the internet is real. She’d be hard pressed to prove anything. AIM conversations can be faked, email headers can be faked, and screen shots can be photo shopped. In any case, please stop visiting my site before I post pictures of you and scary away all my ‘valued’ visitors. Maybe, if you didn’t have 4 chins, you would have real life friends! ‘Winner!’

Friday 25th January 12:18AM matt

Big words are scary!

This is rather old, yet, it still makes me laugh at how stupid 14 year olds can really be.Sara: matt wants to take you to the semiKate: umm no thanx hun i got it down to 2 choices right now Kate: lol jkKate: i'm kinda hoping for this one guy to ask me and if he doesn't then i'm asking this guy from cbaSara: who's the guy?Sara: Matt could beat him for youKate: noKate: please don't beat himKate: then he'll hate meSara: aw, c'mon! a lil' violence never hurt anyoneSara: hahahahaha that's funny 'cause it's an oxymoron!Kate: umm...yeah i think it mightSara: do you know what an oxymoron is?Kate: kindaKate: i dont' know how to explain it thoI went outside today. I went to eat at the Chinese Buffet, and then I went to the mall and played Tekken 4 for an hour. I proceeded to then, come home and play Tekken Tag Tournament for several hours. Interesting day indeed mates.It’s funny; I try not to let this page go the way of so many other angst filled teenage pages. It’s hard sometimes. Sure, I hate a lot of things and hate even more people. The thing is, I try not to let it get to me. I’m trying to see things optimistically. Everyone’s life sucks once in awhile, but I see no point in rambling about it on a web page no one reads. Of course I sound very contradicting, but that’s why it’s fun, yeah? Instead of waking up everyday and hating the fact I didn’t some how swallow my own tongue and asphyxiate myself, I like to wake up and be glad. Glad because anything could happen. My life is so random and crazy, I love it.

Thursday 24th January 11:35PM matt

Counter point.

I had today off from school. I’m really lucky and I get all Fridays off. I got up at 9:30 and played Final Fantasy 10 for 3 hours. I’m at the end of the game. I’ve clocked 33 hours into it so far. I don’t want to fight the boss yet; I need to get all the side quest items. Lulu has already learned all the black magic, now, I switched her with Yuna, and so she can learn the white magic. I moved Tidus to Aurons path on the sphere grid. Tidus is alright, but he’s sort of weak, and I can’t have that at this point in the game. I don’t think that I am a fan of the FFX fighting style. I still yearn for that FFVII three fighter ATB style. Having seven characters that are interchangeable in the battle is a pain. I hate leveling up all the characters. My main four are Auron, Tidus, Lulu and Yuna, in that order. Auron and Tidus are purely for physical attacks and low level fighting magic, such as hastega, quick hit and mental/physical/armor/magic break. Lulu, I use for all things magic, mostly black magic and the reflex ability. I gave her the Holy ability, now that’s a spell! I still need two level 4 sphere keys to unlock Ultima. As far as I am concerned, Rikku is a useless character. She’s just some annoying whore of a character that has no real strength what so ever. She’s hot, so that’s all that matters, right? Wakka is a total fuck as well. Some of his attacks are useful, yet I don’t see him as a huge necessity in the game. In other boring news, I went to buy the Seven Dust tickets today. That promises to be a good show. Weezer is also coming to the Pepsi Arena. I’ll be fucked if I am going to pay $27.50, plus surcharges, to go to see a band I really don’t like in the first place. I kind of wanted to see Saves the Day though. Alien Ant Farm, Adema and Glass Jaw are coming around here in mid-February. I will certainly be going to see that.

Thursday 24th January 11:35PM matt

Har.

This is pretty pathetic. One of my friends, that will remain nameless, harassed this poor little smelly, semi-retard girl that walks with a limp. Kind of low, even for them, but it’s funny. So here:

CREAM439: hi
dmpag83: hello. who is this again? i have to behonest, i forgot who this screen name belonged to.
CREAM439: aw come on, you must remember
CREAM439: take a guess
CREAM439: ;-)
dmpag83: Is it someone from young actor's guild?
CREAM439: maybeeeee
dmpag83: I don't know. sorry! i can't think right now-long day.
CREAM439: why, whats up?
CREAM439: i'm not gonna tell you. i'm sure you'llfigure it out in a few mins...dont worry
dmpag83: i just saw this boy i liked w/ a beautiful blonde-haired girl in the mall.
CREAM439: greg?
dmpag83: yeah!
dmpag83: i'm worried that it's his gf!
CREAM439: i didnt know you still liked him
CREAM439: do you know who she was
dmpag83: nope. i didn't get a chance to talk to eitherone of them.
CREAM439: did he see you?CREAM439: maybe his friend armond would know if he hasa girlfriend
dmpag83: i don't know- i don't think so.
CREAM439: hmm. you should ask around and find out.
CREAM439: doesnt he like you back?dmpag83: I've felt he did, but i'm not entirely sure.
dmpag83: he talked to me a lot and i could like tell him almost anything.
CREAM439: he could be queer. that blonde couldve beenone of those fag-hags
dmpag83: who is this? come on! What do u mean, hecould be queer? i forgot who this screen name belongsto, seriously!
CREAM439: i'll give you a hint: my name begins with a B
CREAM439: i mean, he could be a homosexual. its alwaysa possibility. he does dress kind of....eccentrically
dmpag83: but i like him sooo much!dmpag83: and i can't guess who this is! i'm sorry!
CREAM439: i once liked a guy i thought was straight.he turned out to be gayer than gay
CREAM439: gtg ttyl
CREAM439: buh bye
dmpag83: oh, well, i don't think greg is gay.what?! idon't even know who u are!

Thursday 24th January 11:34PM matt

On a plain.

I’ve been sitting here, in my room, for days now. I’ve went out here and there, nothing terribly exciting at all. It’s never really gotten to be this bad before. I can normally go awhile being a friend to someone. After time goes on, people seem to change without changing at all. It’s funny, because it’s true. I believe that a person can change themselves to some degree. They can change a number of things; the way they look, the way they dress, even the way they speak. What’s the purpose of this? To be socially accepted, maybe, to be anyone else but themselves, I don’t know?

In any case, you can go about changing yourself, and pretending you’ve grown and changed. You can say that everything is better now; you can hold these lies at truths. The one fact remains, deep down, you haven’t changed. The same things bother you, torment you. You cry at the same things, loathe the same things, even hate yourself in the same way.

A good friend told me, ‘You can’t make someone change, they have to want to change themselves.’ As much as I try, it means nothing. Guess after awhile, you really find out how good a person really is.

In my situation, I lose.

Thursday 24th January 11:30PM matt

FFVII




Who the fuck are you? Find out here

Thursday 24th January 11:30PM matt

Baby Girl

MattMrHat: HI
SpotGirl: what?
MattMrHat: How are you!
SpotGirl: rad!
MattMrHat: cool~
MattMrHat: do you think we'll have high school tomorrow?
SpotGirl: dont you think youre a little old for highschool?
MattMrHat: no1
SpotGirl: how old are you?
MattMrHat: 19
MattMrHat: you?
MattMrHat: A/S/L?@?!?
SpotGirl: yeah ok
MattMrHat: what
MattMrHat: how old are you
SpotGirl: 16
MattMrHat: can I touch you? In the bad place?
SpotGirl: definitly no
MattMrHat: Oh, has it spread that much already?
SpotGirl: has what spread?
MattMrHat:

o <--- joke


O <--- You
|
^
MattMrHat: But, does it still itch?
SpotGirl: what are you talking about?
MattMrHat: The bad place!
SpotGirl: im a virgin
SpotGirl: and perfectly healthy
MattMrHat: is that the understatement of the year?
SpotGirl: not at all
SpotGirl: im serious
MattMrHat: Oh really?
SpotGirl: yes really
SpotGirl: why is that so hard to believe?
MattMrHat: Then how come you walk like you've just been fucked, all the time?
MattMrHat: Do you keep the vibrator in all day?
SpotGirl: how do i talk that sounds like that?
SpotGirl: and no, i dont own a vibrator or any toys for that matter
MattMrHat: I don't know. I only speak English. What is it that you are attempting to speak?
MattMrHat: Not what I hear...
SpotGirl: i dont understand how i always talk as if ive just been fucked. i didnt know there was a certain post sex talk
MattMrHat: "MattMrHat: Then how come you walk like you've just been fucked, all the time?"

I said WALK...
SpotGirl: oooo walk
MattMrHat: That would make quite a bit more sense.
MattMrHat: Wouldn't it?
SpotGirl: i guess so but i wasnt aware i was walking like that either
SpotGirl: it would make more sense
MattMrHat: Oh, well that's why I'm here, to make you aware.
MattMrHat: Want to cyber?
SpotGirl: no
MattMrHat: Why not?
SpotGirl: when have you seen me walk
SpotGirl: and why are you paying attention to that
MattMrHat: Do I not turn you on?
SpotGirl: and thats not why youre here
SpotGirl: no you dont
MattMrHat: I did go to school with you for a year.
SpotGirl: well im a virgin so i probably just dont know how to walk
MattMrHat: Ok! I'll start!

MMMM I like it when you talk dirty to me. I love it when you lick my arms... mmmmm baby girl.
SpotGirl: youre sick
MattMrHat: mmm baby girl, ya, keep talking to me like that
MattMrHat: Now, rub your ass on me. C’mon, it's big enough for all of me. Ya, baby girl, do the bad thing.
SpotGirl: just stop alright?
MattMrHat: Aw, you came already? That was fast!
MattMrHat: You were so good.
SpotGirl: thanks
MattMrHat: I have to go clean up now...
SpotGirl: take your time
MattMrHat: MMM, Hiya baby girl.
SpotGirl: do you have a life
SpotGirl: yeah i didnt think so
MattMrHat: Yes, I am still trying to finish the cut outs of you, to add to the shrine. The candles are here for you, melting like the heated passions of our love.
SpotGirl: lol, youre a freak
MattMrHat: But girly girl, I need you need me. I need to feel the heat of your burning fiery honey basket!
SpotGirl: im taken
MattMrHat: Taken by another? This can't be true!
SpotGirl: it has been!
MattMrHat: Let me smell the adultry on you!
SpotGirl: hes a virgin too
MattMrHat: With much haste, I must make plans of his unforeseen death. Good night, sweet baby girl, till the day when we can be together always.
SpotGirl: lol, youre a riot

Thursday 24th January 11:29PM matt

Thanks Bro

take another chance now
I took mine
you got something to think about
I don't have the time
you left me hanging there
out on the line
you got all those other things
I just got this one thing
thanks a lot
way to go
bro
thanks a lot
way to go
bro
now that I've said this
which I'll probably regret
now that I've thrown this in your face
do I have a case
you left me out nowhere
I'm out of time
you got all those other things
I've just got this one thing.

Thursday 24th January 11:29PM matt

HM

I have no fucking idea what’s going on. Here is a quick recap of everything that happened in the past few days.

On Thursday, I was playing with MSN messenger. That program really sucks. I see no purpose for it except for the fact that Microsoft makes it and it fully integrates windows into its ultra ‘cool’ GUI. In any case, I was sick of the thing and decided to delete it. Boy, was that a mistake. The next day when I tried to reboot my pc, it would get to the part where the login screen is about to come on, and then it shut off. I was so fucking pissed off you wouldn’t even believe. I tried everything to fix it. I fixed the boot sequence; I re-installed MSN messenger, and still nothing. It worked in safe mode, so I thought I just disabled something at boot time that I shouldn’t have. It still didn’t work. I backed up all my stuff and figured I might as well go to Best Buy and buy that 40-gig hard drive I’ve been eyeing. I bought it, re-installed XP, then I tried to uninstall MSN messenger again and the same thing happened. How fun is that!!!

Everything is kind of ok now, I think. My Office XP CD is badly damaged. I can’t seem to find a working copy, so it’s hard to update this page without a spell check. We all know my grammar and spelling skills are very poor.

I am also sick and I don’t enjoy spitting up phlegm or blowing my nose every five seconds.

I got a cavity filled on the 3rd. Gee, that was swell mister!

Thursday 24th January 11:28PM matt

Server change... again.

For the third time now, I am switching servers. This time, my future is in the hands of descrypt.com. Coincidentally, I also own half of the company, go figure. After Elucid Systems tanked, my good mate Tal asked me to join him in DS. It's fun, we have a shitty little server in his aunt's basement with a 2Mbit line and, and yet, we've somehow managed to actually make money! I'm tired, I think I am going to go to bed early tonight.

I went to the dentist today. It was my first visit, nothing terribly exciting. I got my teeth cleaned, the dentist lady said that I did a good job brushing but I need to start flossing. I really doubt anyone really flosses. They took X-rays. They showed me, and said that I have the longest roots they've ever seen. I didn't know to either to smile or cry. Then, one of my wisdom teeth is missing. It just never formed. How weird is that, the tooth just never existed. My adventures continued when I almost flooded the spit sink. The spit sink is this 6 inch diameter bowl that's about 4 inches deep. There is a switch on the side that activates a little water sprayer. It works kind of like a toilet. Anyhow, I was sitting there; I was bored and was waiting for the doctor to come in. Like an idiot, I hit the switch ad the water starts to spray out in the bowl. It's cool and all, so I proceed to flip the switch off and nothing happens. As 5 minutes pasted, the water started filling up almost to the top. I was flipping out, trying to unplug it and stop it somehow. I felt like such a fucking idiot. Right before the bowl was about to over flow, the water stopped. At that point I was about to break the thing to stop it. That is yet another lesson for me, don't fucking touch stuff! The End.

Thursday 24th January 11:27PM matt